Salma: Alright, listen up, you little shits.

Salma: Not you, Ilyas, you're an angel and we're glad you're here.

***

Adonis: *stressing out*

Ulana: Adonis, you're so cute when you look stressed.

Adonis: Well, I'm about to get real fucking adorable then.

***

Ilyas: If I got pushed off a cliff, what would you do?

Kadir: Try to save you.

Ilyas: What about you, Armand?

Armand: I was the one who pushed you off, of course.

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