Emory: How did you get in here?

Penelope: A continuing series of bad decisions.

***

Salma: Is there anything I ate today that wasn't microwaved?

Yuki: The salad.

Salma: The sal- of course, you don't microwave the salad you fuckin pillock.

Elijah: *in the background* Wait you don't-

***

Adonis: Can you guys behave for five minutes?

Edith: *sitting in Taeka's lap* Our record is three.

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