Davina: I have an idea. It's very uncool. It's not illegal, technically, but it is a dick move.
Penelope: I love it.
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Torin: I'm too young to die, and I'm too old to eat off the kids' menu!
Torin: What a stupid age I am!
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Penelope: Welcome to my very first vlog in which I try different hair products.
Penelope: *sprays hairspray into mouth*
Penelope: Well, right off the bat, I can tell you this one is not very good.
