Ilyas: You know, Team Skelm can be real aggressive, so it's important to take all necessary precautions.

Kadir: *blowing an airhorn at Armand in the background* GET FUCKED!

***

Armand: Do you know that voice in your head when you're growing up?

Armand: That voice that tells you you're not good enough?

Armand: Well, mine was outside my head, and I called him dad.

Ilyas: *softly* Armand...

***

Xenala: You think you don't deserve nice things and good friends?

Xenala: Think again motherfucker, ding dong it's me I brought blankets and cookies.

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