Carnol: *watching two Team Skelm grunts play ping pong as the other grunts throw money at them* Day 2 of being kidnapped. These guys are definitely idiots.

***

Ilyas: *takes a bite out of macaroni and immediately spits it out*

Kadir: What's wrong?

Ilyas: It- tastes like oranges!

Kadir: That makes sense. I lost the cheese packet, so I used Tang as a substitute. *takes a bite and shrugs*

Ilyas: *opening and closing his mouth before giving up with a sigh* You're lucky that you're fucking pretty.

***

Yuki: *sticks a straw in an apple and starts drinking it*

Yuki: Survival of the fittest.

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