Kidnapper: *putting more duct tape over Yuki's mouth* I said stop eating it.

***

Edith: Oh my Arceus, did you put glitter in our laundry detergent?

Taeka: Oh yeah, I'm experimenting with some new entrepreneurial ideas. That one's called Sparkle Suds. Dress loud.

Edith: Will you stop putting glitter in everything? This morning you put glitter in the butter.

Taeka: Disco Dairy. Spread the party.

***

Kidnapper: *pulls up next to Salma in a van*

Kidnapper: If you care about your League member, you'll get in this car.

Salma: Which member?

Kidnapper: Celine.

Salma: *pedals away on her bike*

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