*gym leaders eating dinner together*

Adonis: Torin, why do you have no shirt?

Torin: *proudly* Can't spill food on your shirt if you're not wearing one.

***

Adonis: *internally* Wow, Ulana is actually so graceful and beautiful.

Ulana: *trips and falls over her own feet*

Adonis: Gorgeous.

***

Kadir: You are a girl. You should like girly things.

Taeka: I do like girly things. I like girls.

Kadir: 

Kadir: Listen here you lesbian bitch.

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