Elijah: *double checking supplies in the boat* Compass. CB radio. Sunscreen.

Yuki: Hot dog costumes! *puts life vests covered in hot dogs in the boat*

Elijah: I'm sorry, what?

Yuki: You know, in case we get lost at seas, and one of use, probably Torin, goes mad with hunger, we'll put these on. Torin hates hot dogs, so he probably won't eat us.

Elijah: Are you saying that Torin would rather eat us than hot dogs?

Torin: I do hate hot dogs.

***

*when Darkrai is opening the portal*

Kadir: WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE! I'VE WASTED MY LIFE!

***

Penelope: I always say, better safe than...whatever the opposite of safe is. Yeah. I do say that.

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