Ronan: Hey dad? Can we go to a haunted house this year?
Ilyas: What's wrong with the one we're living in?
Ronan: WHAT?!?
Ilyas: Goodnight...
***
Ilyas: There will come a time when you have a chance to do the right thing.
Armand: I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by.
***
Elijah: *gets down on one knee*
Penelope: Oh Arceus it's finally happening.
Elijah: *ties shoelaces*
Penelope: *tearing up* He finally stoppped fucking wearing crocs.
