Davina: Can you take me to my taekwondo tournament?

Celine: Are you good at taekwondo?

Dania: They're going to kick my ass.

Celine: Then yeah, get in the van.

***

Ilyas: Xenala! Put those corn dogs back!

Xenala: *grabbing the corn dogs, getting on the floor, and using her feet to push herself away* YOU CAN'T MAKE ME DO ANYTHING!

***

Xenala: I may be SMALL but I'm full of knowledge!

Armand: You don't even know what the top shelf looks like.

Xenala: Armand, you motherfucker.

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