Penelope: What's the worst decision you've made while drunk?

Yuki: Not to brag or anything but I don't need alcohol to make bad decisions.

***

Salma: It's not that hard to ask someone out Adonis, just say a compliment then how you feel!

Adonis: Okay.

*few minutes later*

Adonis: Hey, Ulana? Did you get new eyes?

Ulana: Uh, what?

Adonis: I'm really sad.

Ulana: I'm not sure what you want me to say.

***

Edith: *throws flowers in Taeka's face* Take these!

Taeka: To whom?

Edith: JUST FUCKING TAKE THEM!

Taeka: To whom???

Edith: TO YOURSELF!

Taeka: *blushes* Oh, thank you.

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