Yuki: It seems like bad things keep happening to me. Like I have bad luck or something.

Taeka: You don't have bad luck.

Yuki: Aww, tha-

Taeka: The reasons bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.

***

Salma: Sometimes I shock myself with the smart stuff I say and do.

Salma: Then, there are times when I try to get out of the car with my seatbelt on.

***

Edith: Well as you know, I keep a list of all my friends in the order of how likely they are to betray me.

Elijah: Where am I on that list?

Edith: Well, I can't tell you that because you will quickly move up or down depending on your reaction.

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