Best man

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So here they are prepping for Shaurya's wedding. Everyone is happily taking part including Bebo and Kitty. There is no bad blood at all.
So read the drama that unfolds:-

Ahir-Arre yaar mujhe ban naa chahiye best man. Maine Anokhi ko choda isliye woh professor ko mili.

Shaurya-Wrong. Tumhe mujhe nhi choda. Tumne holi pe kitna time waste kia mera.

Ahir-Professor! Let by gones be by gones. Fir toh kitne acche kaam bhi kiye naa maine. Anokhi ji ko milaya aapse jab woh mere ghar oe chupi hui thi.

Shaurya-Exactly! Itne inefficient ho ki tumhe nhi pata ki tumhare ghar par chupi hui thi toh agar tumhare bharose chodoon toh ho hi gya meri shadi. Anokhi ko mere room tak bhi laa paoge tum for suhagraat.

Kanchan-Haan yeh sahi hai. Direct ussi pe pohonch jaiye bhaiya. Aapko yaad hai ki mera kitna hath rha hai isme? Meri wajah se aap Kapurthala tak jane wale the apni Anokhi ko lane. Agar mein iss ziddi, khadoos insaan ko Kapurthala tak pohoncha sakti hoon toh Anokhi ko bedroom tak definitely pohocha doongi.

Yash-No ways bhaiya. Mein rahoonga aapka best man.

Kanchan-Tum? And why do you think you deserve. Stand nhi lia tumne.

Yash-Repair karna chahta hoon mein. Isliye I should be the best man.

Bebo-Toh uss hisab se hume hona chahiye best women. Humne sabse zyada hurt kia tha unhe so now we should best women.

Kanchan-Arre nhi yaar uss hisab se Anokhi ke liye best women bano not for Shaurya bhaiya.

Ahir-Kaan khol ke sun lo professor ka best man mein hoon bas. Yeh Acp ka order hai.

Kanchan-Don't pull hierarchy here. Yeh sab yahan kam nhi aata. Yahan pe merit kaam aata hai. And I know mujhse better koi nhi kar sakta. I have helped in Siac fest. And I also have helped in Sabbarwal parties.

Kitty-Nhi humne bhi toh kia Siac fest organize.

Kanchan-Haan. Haan. Kya organize kia? Song aur dance and costumes is not equal to event. Baki hazar cheeze hongi.

Ahir-Exactly so it has to be me. Sabse mature, sabse suljha hoon. I know to deal with people better.

Shaurya-Dude you will be dealing with guests not criminals.

Ahir-Guests se bhi deal karna aata hai. Changigarh police humesha nagrikon ki sewa mein hoti hai. And guests ki sewa mein hi best kar paunga.

Shaurya-Arre!

Ahir-Nach bhi bohot achaa leta hoon.
Dekho Sangeet mein humari team hi jitegi agar mein co ordinator banooga toh.

Kitty-Nhi bhai hume mazedar event chahiye old school nhi.

Ahir-Dekho old school event ka bhi fayda hai. Lag jaa gale par perform kar lena Anokhi ji ke sath.

Kitty-You should not be performing on Lag jaa gale. Hot jodi ko hot gaane pe perform karna chahiye. Jaise janeman aah!

Shaurya-Arre yeh thoda zyada nhi ho jayega?

Bebo-Nhi. Raat akeli hai room mein kar lo.
Event ke liye we need something sexy.

Shaurya-Achaa. No yaar aisa event nhi chahiye.

Bebo-Bhaiya maza aayega naa please.

Shaurya-Nhi Bebo. Thodasa medium level karo naa.

Kanchan-Medium level mein karti hoon event ko. Agar aap mujhe best woman banoge toh aap dono ke liye mein tum hi ho chala doongi. And I am going to may A level prep for suhagraat. Anokhi ko groom kar dungi mein. And then I will make sure ki koi agle din aapke kamre pe knock naa kare.

Shaurya-Sach mein Kanchan?

Kitty-Bhaiya!!!! Aap bhi one track mind hi nikhle.

Shaurya-Dude jab Anokhi jaisi ladki ho kisi aur track pe kaise ho sakta hoon. Ek hi track toh hai mera. Anokhi Bhalla se Anokhi Bhalla Shaurya Sabbarwal tak ka track.

Kanchan-Ahaa bhaiya woh toh ho rha hai naa. But uss pure event ka standard aapke best women ke hath mein hai. Matlab mere hath mein.

Shaurya-Ok.

Ahir-Shaurya you have to select me.

Shaurya-Kyu bhai. Apne ex-dushman ko kis khushi mein select karoon. Agar tum Anokhi ko bhaga kar le gyi ko?

Ahir-Bhaga kar toh leke jaoonga magar mandap se tumhare room tak. Mein shadi simple rakhoonga taki aftermath ke liye time mile.

Shaurya-Achaa. I should trust you?

Ahir-You should. Changigarh ki avam chain ki neend Changigarh ke iss acp ke viswas par soti hai.

Shaurya-Then definitely not. Because this part of avam doesn't want to sleep.

Ahir-Har cheez ka ulta hi matlab nikaloge. Mujhe baat hi nhi karni. Aise hi ho. Kyu mujhe mauka nhi de sakte?

Shaurya-Ab emotional black mail pe utar aaye? Ye umeed nhi thi acp.

Ahir-Toh kya umeed hai chup chap aise hi dekhoon. Tumhare event ko kharab hote huye. Apne pehle pyaar ki shadi mein kone mein khade rahoon? Tamasha dekhoon. Nhi mein yeh mauka cheen ke rahoonga.

Yash-Nhi acp. Yeh hak ek bhai ka hai. Apne bhai ko ghodi chadhane ka hak mat cheeno. Uske baarat mein sabse pehle nachne ka mauka mat lo.

Ahir-Mera toh bhai hi nhi hai. Yeh hi toh ek bhai hai. Meri toh behen bhi nhi hai. Single child hoon. Samjho naa.

Yash-Mera actual bhai hai.

Kitty-Mera aur Bebo ka bhi. So this is no way to decide.

Kanchan-But ek hi behen hai jisse yeh dikhta hai sahab yeh debate mein hume chodkar khisak liye kisi konne mein. Madam ko text yaa video call kar rhe honge.

Ahir-Ab faisla kaisa hoga?

Kanchan-Chits?

Bebo-Nhi naa.

Ahir-Toh ab?

Kanchan-Aur kya sahab ko dhoondh nikalo from call and pucho.

Bebo-Chalo guys start searching.

So who do you think should be the best man/ woman? Also put in comments about how you found this part. Really wanted to do a comedy and finally it's done.

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