(y/n): I learned some very valuable lessons from this.
Lloyd: I'm guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should've taken away.
(y/n): Death isn't real, and I'm basically God.
Lloyd: Remember when you didn't try to solve all your problems with attempted murder?
(y/n): Stop romanticizing the past.
Lloyd: Where are you going?
(y/n): To get ice cream or commit a felony, I'll decide on the way there
Lloyd: Violence isn't the answer.
(y/n): You're right.
Lloyd: *sighs in relief*
(y/n): Violence is the question.
Lloyd: What?
(y/n), bolting away: And the answer is yes.
Lloyd , running after her: NO-
(y/n): What's up guys? I'm back.
Lloyd: What the- you can't be here. You're dead. I literally saw you die.
(y/n): Death is a social construct.
Lloyd: How do I deal with my enemies?
(y/n): Kill them
Lloyd: That's a bit extreme, I was hoping for a more passive solution
(y/n): Kill them only a little?
(y/n): Okay. I get it. You've had a really hard time lately, you're stressed out, seven people died-
Lloyd: Twelve, actually.
(y/n): Not the point. Look, they're dead now and really whose fault is that?
Lloyd: Yours!
(y/n): That's right: no one's.
Nya: Why are you on the floor?
(y/n): I'm depressed.
(y/n): Also I was stabbed, can you get Lloyd , please.
Nya: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million gold?
Lloyd: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house.
(Y/n): You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million.
Lloyd: Good thinking.
Nya: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Lloyd: Wasn't (Y/n) with you?
(Y/n): In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.
Nya: I really like this whole 'good guy, bad guy' thing you guys have going on.
(Y/n): It's not an act, it's just that I'm mean and Lloyd isn't
Nya: *Gently taps table*
Jay: *Taps back*
Lloyd: What are they doing?
(Y/n): Morse code.
Nya: *Aggressively taps table*
Jay: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-
Nya: Is stabbing someone immoral?
(Y/n): Not if they consent to it.
Lloyd: Depends who you're stabbing.
Jay: YES?!?
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Blown Away (Lloyd Garmadon x Reader)
FanficY/n is the Master of Wind Her parentage is unknown as she was raised by Mystake in a little tea shop in Ninjago City. Her power grows, the exercises and martial arts taught to her by Mystake have been mastered. There's only one place for her to go...
