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ft. The Masters of Wind
ghost (y/n): Here's some advice
Lloyd: I didn't ask for any
ghost (y/n): Too bad. I'm stuck here with my thoughts and you're the only one who talks to me
Lloyd: Time for plan G.
Nya: Don't you mean plan B?
Lloyd: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
Jay: What about plan D?
Lloyd: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
Zane: What about plan E?
Lloyd: I'm hoping not to use it. Kai dies in plan E.
Cole: I like plan E.
Lloyd: You're giving me a sticker?
(y/n): Not just a sticker.That is a sticker of a kitty saying "me- wow!"
Lloyd: I'm not a preschooler.
(y/n): Fine, I'll take it back
Lloyd: I earned this, back off!
Lloyd: Is something burning?
(y/n): Just my love for you.
Lloyd: (y/n), the toaster is on fire.
(y/n): I woke up and chose VIOLENCE. I WILL COMMIT ARSON AND BURN EVERYTHING TO THE GROUND!!! I AM ANGRY-
Lloyd: Awwww, you're so adorable! Give me a hug~
(y/n): Wh- What? NO, YOURE SUPPOSED TO BE SCARED OF ME! TREMBLE BEFORE MY WRATH-
Nya, recording: This is so cute.
Windsor: Bye (y/n)! Bye Aera! Bye Akash! Bye Morro! Bye (y/n)!
Aera: You said 'bye (y/n)' twice.
Windsor: I like (y/n).
Windsor: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses.
(y/n): This knife is actually a magic wand.
Aera: Meet me in the Denny's parking lot for a wizard duel.
Akash: * cocks gun* Magic missile.
Morro: What the fuck is wrong with you people.
Windsor: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life
Aera: Self- esteem, haven't seen you in years!
(y/n): Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!
Akash: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!
Morro: My moral code, is that you?
Windsor: ...
Windsor: I was just gonna show you this cool trunk my mother left me, but do you guys need a hug
*The gang's thoughts on stabbing*
Akash: Would never stab anyone.
Windsor: Would stab someone in retaliation.
(y/n): Yells "I won't hesitate, bitch!" first.
Morro: Would stab without warning.
Aera: Would stab as a warning.
Windsor: You're a loose cannon, (y/n).
(y/n): No, I'm not. I'm a cannon, maybe, but a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me?
Morro: I think you play by your own rules.
Akash: No way, she thinks rules were made to be broken.
Windsor: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon.
(y/n): No, I'm just a reckless renegade. Aera is a loose cannon.
Aera: * smashes a chair* Aah! You shut your trap, (y/n)!
Akash: I'd say Aera's more of a cop on the edge with nothing to lose. That's an entirely different thing.
Morro: Now I'm just confused. Is (y/n) a loose cannon or not?
Windsor: All right, put on a pot of coffee. We're gonna get to the bottom of this.
(y/n): *groans*
Aera: Aw, man.
Windsor: I swear to god I'm the only one here with a braincell.
Aera, Morro, Akash, and (y/n): ALL HAIL the keeper of the sacred braincell!
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Blown Away (Lloyd Garmadon x Reader)
FanfictionY/n is the Master of Wind Her parentage is unknown as she was raised by Mystake in a little tea shop in Ninjago City. Her power grows, the exercises and martial arts taught to her by Mystake have been mastered. There's only one place for her to go...
