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(y/n): In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.
Lloyd: FORTY-FIVE SECONDS?!?
(y/n): No! Four to five seconds!
Lloyd: Too late!!!
Sensei Wu, going over Lloyd's resume: Okay, so right here, it states that you're creative.
Kai: Yes
Sensei Wu: Okay... may I know what you create?
Kai: Problems.
Lloyd: Welcome, fellow idiots
(y/n): Hello, Lloyd
Lloyd: No, no, not you, you're not an idiot
(y/n): You underestimate me
*(y/n) and Lloyd are doing something absurdly dangerous*
(y/n): I think Houdini did something like this once! Why, if I recall correctly, he was out of the hospital in no time!
Lloyd, deadpan: Well, that's encouraging.
(y/n), pointing: May I sit there?
Lloyd: That's my lap
(y/n): That doesn't answer my question, Lloyd.
(y/n): You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.
Lloyd: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.
(y/n): Absolutely not.
Cop: You're receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.
Lloyd: Shit.
(y/n): Wait, three?
Cop: Yeah?
Cole: OH MY GOD JAY FELL OFF!!!
Lloyd: On a scale from "damn Daniel" to "fre sha vaca do", how are you feeling?
(y/n): In between "it's an avocado, thanks" and "how did you defeat Captain America", but as a solid answer I would say "I don't need a degree to be a clothing hanger". How about you, Cole?
Cole: Probably "road work ahead".
Jay: I speak many languages, and this is none of them.
Lloyd: (y/n), I'm sad.
(y/n): *Holds out arms for a hug* It's going to be okay.
Jay: Cole, I'm sad.
Cole, nodding: mood.
Jay: Wake me up...
Kai: Before you go go!
Cole: When September ends...
Zane: WAKE ME UP INSIDE-
Jay: You know those things will kill you, right?
Kai, pouring another glass of whiskey: That's the point.
Cole, smoking a cigarette: We're trying to speed up the process.
Zane: *Nods while eating raw cookie dough*
Jay: Good morning.
Kai: Good morning.
Cole: Good morning.
Zane: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.
Lloyd: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS
Jay: I've done a lot of dumb stuff.
Kai: I witnessed the dumb stuff.
Cole: I recorded the dumb stuff.
Lloyd: I joined in on the dumb stuff.
Zane: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!!
Zane: Anyone d-
Kai: Depressed?
Cole: Drained?
Jay: Dumb?
Lloyd: Disliked?
Zane: -done with their work... what is wrong with you people ...
Jay: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife?
Kai: Rude.
Cole: That's fair.
Zane: Not again.
Lloyd: Are you going to want this back?
Jay: I'm an idiot.
Kai:...
Cole:...
Zane:...
Lloyd:...
Jay:...
Kai: If you're waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.
'Can I copy the homework?'
Zane: I can help you with it!
Kai: Yeah, sure.
Cole: Bold of you to assume I did the homework.
Jay: lol nope.
Lloyd: Wait, we had homework?!?!?!
(y/n): *Read 5:55pm*
Jay: Just be yourself.
Kai: 'Be myself'? Jay, I have one day to win Skylar over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?
Zane: Couple weeks.
Lloyd: Six months.
(y/n): Jury's still out.
Kai: See, Jay?
Kai: 'Be myself'. What kind of garbage advice is that?
Nya: *Accidentally hits (y/n) in the face*
Nya: *Trying to decide between saying 'I'm fucking sorry' and 'Are you okay'*
Nya: ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!
(y/n): What's wrong with you?!
Nya, struggling to keep upright in their 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don't really think heels are for me
(y/n), pointing at them and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.
(y/n): *Kicks the door down looking panicked*
Nya: What did you do?
(y/n): Nobody died.
Nya: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!
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Blown Away (Lloyd Garmadon x Reader)
Hayran KurguY/n is the Master of Wind Her parentage is unknown as she was raised by Mystake in a little tea shop in Ninjago City. Her power grows, the exercises and martial arts taught to her by Mystake have been mastered. There's only one place for her to go...
