And to spice it up I'm going to throw in a curve ball called ✨NSFW✨ because it'll be awhile till I write my poor readers a.... Spicy chapter
(Y/n): I'm very scary.
Lloyd: You're about as scary as a wet kitten.
(Y/n): Wet kittens are cute, at least I've got that going for me.
Lloyd: And small.
(Y/n):
(Y/n): ...Yeah, yeah. I guess.
Lloyd: I don't want to have kids after 40.
(Y/n) with a mouthful of soup: Yeah, forty is already plenty.
Lloyd: That's not funny.
(Y/n): I thought it was funny.
Lloyd: You don't count. You started laughing in the middle of a funeral because you started thinking of a meme you saw on Facebook
(Y/n): I got an idea!
Lloyd: Does it involve breaking the law?
(Y/n): By now don't you think that's a given?
Lloyd: I was just trying to be optimistic.
(Y/n): Don't bother.
Lloyd: I can't imagine what (Y/n) is planning. But I can tell you two things. We won't like it and it won't be legal.
Lloyd: What happened?!
(Y/n): Do you want the long version or the short version?
Lloyd: Sh-short??
(Y/n): Shit's fucked.
Lloyd: Okay, long.
(Y/n): Shit's very fucked.
Lloyd: Is something burning?
(Y/n), leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you.
Lloyd: (Y/n), the toaster is literally on fire.
(Y/n): Bae, I wanna try out something different tonight.
Lloyd: What is it?
(Y/n): It's gonna be rough...
Lloyd: I'm down, babe. Let's try it.
(Y/n), handing Lloyd boxing gloves: Alright, square up.
Okay and now a little throw back because I've been re-reading and I miss the early days and god... I am sorry, I now realise the emotionally traumatising monster I have created, I have even collected my own tears. Doesn't mean I may or may not continue with my track record.
Lloyd: Well, (Y/n) and I finally did it!
The rest of the squad: *gasps, shocked expressions, etc.*
Lloyd: That's right... We kissed!
Lloyd: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.
(Y/n): But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.
Lloyd: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??
(Y/n): Is it working?
Lloyd: Can you cut me some slack, (Y/n)? I'm sort of in love.
(Y/n): I'm sorry, but that's really not my problem.
Lloyd: I'm in love with you.
(Y/n): *blushes* Oh. That brings me in the loop a little.
Lloyd: That was so hot, (Y/n).
(Y/n): I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenterate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets.
Lloyd: I'm so in love with you.
Lloyd: I've been dropping her the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.
(Y/n): Wow. She sounds stupid.
Lloyd: But she's not. She's really smart actually. Just dense.
(Y/n): Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don't know... "Hey! I love you!"
Lloyd: I guess you're right. Hey (Y/n), I love you.
(Y/n): See! Just say that!
Lloyd: Holy fucking shit.
(Y/n): If that flies over her head then, sorry Lloyd, but they're too dumb for you.
Lloyd: (Y/n).
Lloyd: You're under arrest for being so darn cute!
(Y/n): Aww, shucks!
Lloyd: Haha! Just kidding! We know you killed that man.
(Y/n): Are you trying to seduce me?
Lloyd: Why, are you seducible?
(Y/n): As top in this relationship, I think we should-
Lloyd: I can't believe you're pulling rank on me.
(Y/n): You wanna go upstairs?
Lloyd: Sure...
(Y/n): You have protection?
Lloyd: W-why? What's up there?
Lloyd: Are you ready to commit?
(Y/n): Like, a crime or a relationship?
Lloyd: What did you guys get in your yearbook?
Cole : 'Prettiest Smile'
Jay: 'Nicest Personality'
Kai: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'
(Y/n): 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'
(Y/n): So don't panic but one of us is possessed by an owl....
Cole : ....
Kai: .....
Lloyd: ......
Jay: ..Who?
(Y/n): That's the thing we don't-
*Everyone stares at Jay*
Cole : Look guys, I need help.
Lloyd: Love help?
Jay: Financial help?
Kai: Emotional help?
(Y/n): Help moving a body?
*Everybody looks at (Y/n)*
(Y/n): What?
Wu : You three, explain right now!
Kai: It was Jay.
Cole: It was Jay.
Lloyd: It was Jay.
Jay:
Jay: ...fuck.
Nya: *closes a cabinet*
*a crash is heard behind the cabinet door*
Kai: What was that?
Nya: The sound of someone else's problem.
Lloyd: Guys where did (Y/n) go?
Cole : She got arrested.
Lloyd: How the hell-
(Y/n): *bursts in through the window* The cops are after me, I thought it would be fun to steal crackers and throw them at people.
Teacher: Your children were in a fight.
(Y/n): Oh no, that's terrible!
Lloyd: Did they win?
(Y/n): I'm feeling it! What am I feeling? Death, probably.
Lloyd: I like your new pants!
(Y/n): Thanks, they were 50% off!
Lloyd: I'd like them better if they were 100% off. *winks*
(Y/n): The store can't just give away clothes for free.
Lloyd: Thats's... not what I meant.
(Y/n): That's a terrible way to run a business, Lloyd.
(Y/n): What are you in the mood for?
Lloyd: World domination.
(Y/n): That's a bit ambitious.
Lloyd: You are my world.
(Y/n): Aww...
Lloyd:
(Y/n):
Lloyd:
(Y/n): OH.
Lloyd: *banging a pen on the table out of frustration*
(Y/n): Stop that. How would YOU feel if I banged you on the table?
Lloyd: I-
Lloyd: I don't know the correct answer to that question.
Lloyd: What's your body count?
(Y/n): Do you mean sex or murder?
Lloyd: Hey, wanna take a shower with me?
(Y/n): I have a gun in that nightstand beside the bed. If I ever say no to that question, I want you to take it out and shot me because I've obviously gone crazy.
Lloyd: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?
(Y/n): Nope, there's 26.
Lloyd: Ah, I must have forgotten U, R, A, Q, T.
(Y/n): Aww, that's cute, but you're still missing one.
Lloyd: You'll get the D later ;)
Lloyd: We should get you to a doctor for a check up immediately. What if it happens again, and there isn't anyone around to help you? What if it's congenital? Oh my God! Was it me? Did I hurt you?
(Y/n): ...You realize any other person that made their partner pass out on bed would simply feel really proud of themselves, right?
Okay that should keep you guys happy for now
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Blown Away (Lloyd Garmadon x Reader)
FanfictionY/n is the Master of Wind Her parentage is unknown as she was raised by Mystake in a little tea shop in Ninjago City. Her power grows, the exercises and martial arts taught to her by Mystake have been mastered. There's only one place for her to go...
