Blown Away (Lloyd Garmadon x Reader)

Incorrect Quotes and Memes 3

(Y/n): Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.
Lloyd: You and me!!!
(Y/n), tearing up: Okay.

Lloyd: The best revenge, really, is being nice!
(Y/n): [in the distance] Or murder.

(Y/n): God, give me patience.
Lloyd: I think you mean 'give me strength'.
(Y/n): If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.

(y/n): I am not out of control. I'm a law abiding citizen.
Lloyd: Really? Name one law
(y/n): Don't kill people?
Lloyd: That's on me. I set the bar too low.

(y/n): I prevented your murder today
Harumi: How did you do that?
(y/n): Self Control

*If Lloyd, Harumi and (y/n) have dinner*
Lloyd: (y/n), can you pass the salt?
(y/n): *Throws Harumi across the table*

Lloyd: *Sees someone doing something stupid*
Lloyd: What an idiot.
Lloyd: *Realizes it's (y/n) *
Lloyd: Wait, that's MY idiot!

Jay: Rules were made to be broken.
Lloyd: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
Nya: Uh, piñatas.
Kai: Glow sticks.
Zane: Karate boards.
Cole: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.
Jay: Rules.
Lloyd: ...
(y/n): Bones
Lloyd: Definitely not bones (y/n)
(y/n): Then explain why I broke my arm last month

Kai: You guys should get the orange one, it's really good.
(y/n): Okay.
Waiter: May I take your order?
Lloyd: I'll take the strawberry soda.
(y/n): Me too, please.
Kai: ...