Sasaki-sensei [Haise x Reader]

Part 35: Sensei and Haiku

Still at the infirmary...

"So... Did you say that you're free for this hour?" I was playing with Haise's tie.

"Yes," he formed a small grin, "What are you going to do with that information?"

"Hm... I've been wanting to do this," I took off my long white coat.

"Don't undress here!" Haise thought I was going to get naked.

"No, you pervert!" I was glad I had the chance to call him a pervert, since that was my title usually.

I put the coat on Haise, took out the glasses from his shirt pocket and made him wear them. Then I went to my desk drawer and pulled out my stethoscope. I hung it around his neck. For the final touch, I fixed his hair to "formal Haise" style - placed a bit of his bangs behind his right ear.

"T-there, Sasaki-sensei: Doctors Edition!" (Because they also addressed doctors with "sensei") I stuttered a bit there because my heart was pumping so fast.

He... He looks too sexy. I think I can feel blood inside my nostril.

"Please don't casually give me geeky title like a figurine merchandise," the sexy doctor laughed.

I searched for my phone furiously and snapped some photos of this handsome beast before he got bored of the cosplay.

"Let's pose next to the patient bed!" I led Haise to the infirmary bed, slid open the curtain surrounding the cot and--

"S-sensei... I don't feel well... I need sugar..." A certain silver-haired teacher was already lying there, with the blanket pulled up to his neck.

"Gin-sensei! What the-" I shouted.

"Sorry to interrupt your 'cosplay play', Onee-chan," Gin did look sorry. "I tried to be quiet the whole time so I didn't disturb you guys but..."

"Gin-san, I already knew you're here," Haise said. Freaking amazing ghoul senses he got there.

"Haise, I heard there's a nice bakery near your house. Also, I want you to tell your girlfriend that you love me."

"I need more context here." Haise didn't follow these random things his bro emitted.

"Fine, I'll leave," Gin sighed and got up. "Don't moan too loud, this wall is shared with a classroom."

"What?" I couldn't understand this person's thought process. It's as though he's having an entirely different conversation from us.

"He's merely having withdrawal symptoms," Haise explained.

"Withdrawal from what?"

"Glucose," Haise closed his eyes and nodded, while pretending to fix the position of his stethoscope. And I realized that he's been trying to play the role as a real doctor.

"S-say that again?" I requested.

"Er... Glucose?"

"Oh my God..." I whispered. "It turns me on when you say scientific terms..."

I never knew I had a thing for doctors? I mean, I saw Akashi Sei in his premed uniform and I thought he's good-looking but... Haise gave me a completely different level of thrill.

"Uh, don't joke like that... out loud..." Haise looked away and touched the back of his head.

M-mi glob did I say that out loud??

I covered my burning cheeks with my palms and looked away too.

"Excuse me..." Gin-sensei demanded our attention. "At least let me leave the room first before you use my medical condition to create all this sexual tension."

"Sorry for the awkward situation, Gin-san!" Haise regained his composure and tried to laugh it off.

Meanwhile I didn't really care about the permhead. My brain was thinking up all the medical terms that I'd like my boyfriend to read out when the time was right...

Gin-sensei left after we promised to get him some strawberry cake tomorrow. Haise let out a deep breath and threw his weight on my desk chair. He still had the doctor outfit on.

I sat on his lap and clinged my arms around his neck. "Haise..." I purred.

"Yes, darling?" He moved his body in a way that suggested his enjoyment of my flirtatious approach.

"What is DNA short of?" I asked in hushed voice.

He smirked and leaned into my ear, then whispered each syllables slowly, "Deoxyribonucleic acid..."

And then he giggled into my ear.

"I'm so sorry," he's still trying to stop the titters, "but that is a... rather unusual kink."

No, my kink is you, Sasaki Haise. I know some health professionals (and I used to fall in love with one of them) but when I talk to them, I don't feel anything. What is this magic that you're cooking, Haise? Also...

"You know quite detailed about biology as a literature teacher," I was impressed. "Maybe that's what makes it... sexy?"

"Are you sure it's not just my-" Haise flicked his hair, "natural charm?"

I thought I'd shut him up if I could prove my point. So I began reciting a classic Japanese haiku wholeheartedly:

"Gathering the rains
of the wet seasons -
swift the Mogami river."

Haise looked at me and was silent for three full seconds.

Oh no he's going to laugh even harder now. Why did I do that?? As if I could pull off reading a classic poetry! I know that haiku from a gag anime anyway (*_*) I'm just embarrassing myself again.

I closed my eyes and was ready to covered my ears, singing "lalalala" if Haise started mocking me.

He didn't.

I opened my eyes a little to see what's happening. But I already felt Haise's lips on mine...

His breathing became heavier and he was kissing me passionately.

When we finally had our lips to ourselves again, I looked at Haise, puzzled.

"That was so sexy," he panted, "you and poetry."

... I guess... I proved my point?