Fire emblem x reader (requests opened)

HC Golden deer when you try to prank them

Leonie:
- prank: every time she mentioned Jeralt you hid a 'jeralt's fangirl' sticker everywhere she'd find them, her bag, under her room door, on her training spear...
- why? Because you and the rest of the house were tired of hearing her talking about your teacher's dad, also because it would be fun
- the others knew, and encouraged you, Claude even helped you write some
- she laughed when she saw the first one but kinda grew irritated when she couldn't stop finding notes
- she never found out it was your idea because you're not stupid and didn't use your normal handwriting
- she's gonna blame the prank on Claude wether he actually helped you or not because he's usually the one who does that
Were you an asshole for it? Fuck no!

Ignaz:
- prank: you switched the flowers he was painting with ones of the same kind but a slightly green for Seirros' hair
- it was really simple and you thought little of it, you thought it would be fun
- the second you noticed he was sad about getting the colour match wrong you felt too guilty and confessed
- in the end he found it funny but left you feeling a bit guilty
-Were you an asshole for it? Kinda, it might have been in good faith but you don't get to pick on sweet beans like him

Lysathea:
- prank: you snuck vegetables in her cake
- it all started with her trying to call you childish because you laughed at s word in a spell that sounded like 'ass'
- you were on kitchen duty that week and it was your birthday so you decided to get yourself the sweet gift of revenge
- you liked both sweet and salty foods so you disguised your famous savoury pie using powdered cinnamon
- you told everyone else about it so nobody would spill the beans
- the second she tasted it disappointment and disgust hit her face
- you're lucky you're still alive after pulling such a stunt
- was it an asshole move? It was funny so I don't feel like judging, but Lysathea was right on the 'childish' part

Lorenz:
- prank: you challenged him to guess which tea was the fancy one and which one was the cheap one and put the same tea in both cups
- he always boasted about his aristocratic tastes in front of everyone so you opted for public humiliation
- he said he could do it with his eyes closed, at least until he saw the cups
- he couldn't guess and was going insane
- quiet the crowd had formed to look at such a spectacle, even Ferdinand arrived!
- were you an asshole? No, you probably were a hero on par with the four saints themselves after that

Marianne:
- prank: you adopted a cat from outside the monastery and pretended it was one of her animal friends that you did a "color changing spell on"
- you didn't mean it in a bad way, you thought it would be a fun way of showing her the cat you adopted (the two of you often adopted strays and took care of them together )
- at first she rushed over to see if it was really the pet she'd been feeding, worried that the spell might have hurt them
- it takes her a second to notice it's not the same cat
- she breathes a sigh of relief and you explain it's a joke
- she isn't really happy about it at first but eventually forgives you when you let her name the cat
- were you an asshole? Kind of, she was worried but in the end she loved the kitty

Raphael:
- prank: you told him the canteen was doing 'vegan week' a week a month to encourage eating healthy
- he stole the last plate of your favourite meat dish and you wanted revenge
- when you told him he looked like a lost puppy
- he was actually worried about it since vegan week started the day of the meat festival
- you doubled down and told him the festival was postponed
- only the day where the supposed vegan week was to start he saw the bacon for breakfast and breathe a sigh of relief
- he then proceeded to eat twice as much meat he usually does
- were you an asshole? Yep, pranking someone who'd look up if you said gullible was written on the ceiling isn't funny, it's bullying

Hilda:
- prank: you mimicked Seteth handwriting and left a note on Hilda's desk informing her she was on cleaning duties for all next week
- she got you in trouble, you helped her return a bunch ok to the library and ended up in detention because you returned it a month after the return date
- after a week of stable duties alone you came up with the perfect revenge
- it took many attempts to get Seteth's  handwriting but you actually managed!
- Hilda went pale and was complaining nonstop, she definitely fell for it
- it was supposed to be limited to her and you but she told EVERYONE in the golden deer in less than a minute
- she was about to protest the decision to Seteth himself and you had to stop her and explain the prank
- she laughed it off, mainly just happy that she didn't really have to do the work
- were you an asshole? Not at all, you would have been if you let her confront Seteth though, that would have been a fun conversation

Claude:
- prank: you switched the 'clear and tasteless' poison he was working on with water and drinking it in front of him
- this smug motherfucker was always the prankster and never the victim, you wanted to reverse the roles for once
- you knew for a fact he loved his little alchemist kit and he was quiet good at mixing poisons, this latest one he was working on was supposed to be lethal
- you got a vial identical to the one he was using and filled it, going to his room with a random excuse, switched the vials when he wasn't looking
- the second he turned back towards you you grabbed the fake vial saying he had to do better to hide his shots
- by the time he said that wasn't alcohol you already chugged it down
- panic was immediate
- you faked fainting, he knelt over you trying to feel your pulse and scrambling with his other hand to find the antidote
- he understood it was a prank when you started laughing uncontrollably, having finally managed to prank the prankster
- he took it surprisingly well, and started laughing with you, very few managed to pull a stunt like that on him, he was kinda impressed
- were you an asshole? Nope, sometimes it's good to give pranksters a taste of their own medicine