Romance stories be like: (Wattpad edition)
1. My parents are overprotective and they only thought of going on a vacation when they realized that a hot dude who is secretly stalking me just moved in next door. Oh wait! Since I don't have any relative nor a sibling plus not even a female neighbor, guess I'll be living with him for the week . OwO
2. The school bully likes me cause I'm a nerd and my head is always buried in a book but oooh! despite that I somehow look like Angelina Jolie, Marilyn Monroe and a few other divas combined. (howwwwww??!?? like the author be making her take a shower every 4 years. And apparently she is allergic to makeup, grooming, skincare etc cuz She aIn't LkE tHe oTHeR gIrLs)
3. The MC sleeps with her boyfriend and always compliments how his breath smells like peppermint etc in the morning.
Either female morning breath sucks or you men are chewing gum while sleeping.
OwO ?
Eat almonds and don't forget to vote.
With Salt
-Lizzy
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