Cliché, Cliché Everywhere

The great extinction (part 1)

On the orange planet,known as Wattpad due to writer arrogance and ignorance plenty of elements are slowly going extinct. So let's talk about that.

1. Middle class

Is it just me or really either the characters are  rich enough to buy their pet pig a mansion with pet pigs of its own or poor enough to be living under your bed. Don't get me wrong by this, of course the world has it's share of people who might not be doing great financially but I swear! The world is not filled with dirty rich billionaires etc who are showering their love and censor to random girls they meet on the streets. Where are the middle class peeps????? Is it too much to ask for a sweet little middle class family?

#extinctMiddleClass #WhereAreYouNow? #ItsFaded

2. Parents

(Angry Wattpad authors shoves my book at my face as they start a fire to roast me to ashes.)

Me: waitttttttt!!!! Uhm, it's gonna come later! I told you about one characters parents! The rest is gonna come soon too! I don't want it to be an infodump!!!

(Angry gibberish)

Anyways. Either the parents are dead and the character lives with some relative who doesn't give a damn.

"I can go absolutely anywhere and everywhere since I live with my aunt who absolutely doesn't care about my whereabouts."

Or, they are out on a business trip etc and only comes home when the author runs out of ideas and wants to add some drama.

"I'm a really protective father and will save my daughter who means the world to me from every threat including the guy she considers as the love of her life."

Protective?

LMAO

Gimme a break...

Where were you in the entire story?

Then there are also an overwhelming amount of parents who don't give a damn.

Son crashed the car?

Oksieees!

Daughter is being blackmailed by the horny bad boy?

It's otai!

The stupid child killed a person and is now in jail.

Aww my sweetie poo is growing up! We should probably give him some space since puberty and growing up can be a tough period.

Really?

Really???

??

Either my parents are too strict or Wattpad parents fail at parenting.

Then there are also books where a step parent steals the actual parent and the child is lef.....

Oh wait,
That's what happened to the MC in my story.

Eh whatever.

(Pitchforks and an angry mob)

Uhhhhh, I think we should probably move on to the next title.

3. Good guys

(Sips tea, since I'm an asian and we literally drink tea like water. BTW my personal favorite is lemon grass and apple cinnamon tea. Oh and a blend of peach+mint too is simply  divine. Try them!)

I can find you a gazillion books with bad boys but can you find me a book with a good guy? The one who fits into the song "made in the USA by Demi Lovato"? If yes then please lemme know.

The more I read bad boy romances the more I question my sexuality and ponder over the possibility of turning asexual if the world out there is really that weird.

Seriously!
Now I'm gonna randomly type "bad by and..." Let my tablet suggest the next word.

1. The bad boy and the mermaid
2. The bad boy and the unicorn
3. The bad boy and the fairy godmother.

I always knew that my tablet was secretly watching Barbie. Wat next? Bad boy and the diamond castle?

My tablet is again doing marijuana but the thing is, I can bet that you can find at least 2 of the books suggested by my drunk device in the Wattpad hot list.

Go and search it.
Plus lemme know if such monstrosity does exist.

Jk
Please don't. Respect each other kids, it's not school where you can gnaw each other to shreds!
Lizzy