Cliché, Cliché Everywhere

Blurbs be like

I've been reading a lot nowadays, therefore I've stumbled upon quite a lot of blurbs.

Some good.

Some bad.

And some like these.

1. Blue Pineapple is your typical 16-year-old with a pet cow and a winged worm.

Very Typical. Relatable enough to make my eyes hurt.

What happens when the bad boy Xavier's Lamborghini 3000 runs over her winged worm?

Idk + idc.

Will this lead to hate? Or will it lead to uncoiling of sad pasts that will melt into love and bind them both for the rest of their lives until another hottie steps into the scene?

Why hate and then why love? Can't you genuinely hate anyone on this site? Or be their friends/acquaintance instead of a cum bucket by the end of the story? Is it too much to ask for?

2. Do you know what I do to those who mess with me?

Idk, bone them? 'Cause this opening has more sexual tension than actual ominousness of the situation. But eh, you aren't a creep, bruh. After all, anyone with a hot body can never be the bad guy. Yeah, he can be an abusive piece of shiz with a personality generously sprinkled with jealousy, lust, loath and a tendency of not keeping your baby banana in your pants; yet, he is just a misunderstood softie who needs multiple blow jobs and flippity Flappity intercourses to soften up.

Sorry for summarizing the entire book.

3. "Mine" Alpha Wolfo growled as he pinned blue pineapple against the wall.

I am surprised by the amount of walls on Wattpad. People are literally bumping into walls, are being pinned against a wall and even marrying a wall.

Okay! that's it! From now on, my favorite character is the 'wall'. Because it is strong and supportive.

And no bro, you are not at a toy store to claim anything by growling 'Mine'. But tbh, I'll give you a pass on this one since after all, you will toy with her anyway. Plus, the MC is too happy and dumb to realize that. Therefore, i declare you both as a match made in heaven.

You have my blessings.