There ya go ya perverts!
Deep breath
Chinese yoga
Crying since you guys read but don't vote.
Doing the same shiz to you while being offline so you won't even get any reads.
Okay, I'm done!
So... We're here to talk about exactly what the title says. But since I'm the one writing this, don't get too hopeful.
Ah Wattpad!
∆ Donald's walls squished my chicken that it's now almost a sticker! So toiaght!
Despite the fact that author earlier wrote that Donald is a whore and does the fluppity flappity like every day! So how?
∆ Shrek was as long as my maths paper and I'm not prepared! Yikes!
(Funfact: my maths paper is actually 54 pages long, so my hatred for this paper is self explanatory.)
So... You're wearing pants with three leg sleeves? Right?
Since.... If not, then ....I'm surprised where you hide your chicken from the rest of the world.
∆ I'm plus size and my BF is as skinny as your motivation to study, and I am wearing his shirt. It's slightly loose.
Either he is shopping incorrectly (if yes then shame on him, his gender and his family cow.)
I'm concerned about the shirt tho. Rip.
∆. Da-
No! Stop right there....
There are innocent peeps reading this book and I should stop now.
Lots of holy water,
Lizzy!!!!
YOU ARE READING
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