How Wattpad parents fail at parenting!

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I think the title is self explanatory.

1. I'm gonna leave my young daughter under the same roof as the hot guy that she swears she hates in the first three chapters.... But, we all know what happens after those 3 chappies! UwU

-That's one way to both fail at parenting and being desperate about having grand children.

2. Me and my dumb ass took some heavy loan from some shady peeps and now since we're unable to pay em back, we'd trade our lovely daughter. UwU

You could have had sold your furniture or anything else, why the poor girl? Somehow the dude who gave them the loan happens to be from some boy band/celebrity (since when has hairy styles started giving loans to random strangers? And what type of shady shiz are these parents into.) Regardless, the guy is a hottie and after 2 chappies, the girl is fine with being a cum tank. (Da faq?)

3. I'm leaving on a business trip to Bermuda triangle and I'd only return when the author will run outta ideas.

Talk about responsibilities.

4. Honey! you look gorgeous in that dress you made outta tissue paper!

Hope it rains.

Somehow they simply don't give a jizz about how their stupid children dress up.

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Love,
Lizzy!!!!

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