Cliché, Cliché Everywhere

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I will be discussing few things here and in the next chapter.

1. Why you shouldn't  make the characters do the flipping flappity after the first chapter.

Let's talk about pandas since who doesn't love pandas?
Say, a zoo puts two pandas from different parts of the world in a cage. Then all of the zoo management just stand there looking at the panda and being like. "Make babies already!"

Then, in this scenario the pandas will sniff each other's butts and go back to eating bamboo. Being like "Bish please! Let us know each other first and then ask."

With this glorious example in mind, whenever I read something where a guy sees a girl and goes all bananas about increasing the world's population that would eventually lead to more global warming and pollution,I believe that animals have more decency when it comes to mating.

Don't get me wrong but realistically enough no body is that quick to do the deed and fall in love. What do you think one night stands exist for?

And it's best that a person shouldn't be too quick about the whole flippity flappity since:

1. The the other person may have teeth growing down there and poking your chicken inside might be dangerous.

2. The other person can be having terrible STDs. (If they can randomly sleep with anyone then whaddya expect?)

3. I've been watching that the amount of people like Danielle Cohn is increasing, so you might be sleeping with someone underage. Which is a Crime itself.

4. It can be a serial killer from some Wattpad book tagged #murderMystery

5. You may end up falling in love and marrying them. (Dun dun dunnnnn!!!)

So let's don't okay....

Love to all those who are reading my pointless rambling. I love you from the deepest darkest pits of my heart!!

Lizzy