Credits go to p1a2s3h4a5 for plotting this bootiful story.
I am absolutely shook.
But don't worry, i'm gonna update 3 more chappies after this too... so yeah...let's start.
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Badboy and the garbage can
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✰ Once upon a time there was a girl by the name Niomi who was pretty, cute and also nerdy despite never touching a book during her entire life.
✰Since the whole human population isn't female, thus there are guys too and out of all guys we have Jain who treats his broad shoulders and sharp jawline as a personality trait. Other attributes include wearing black, being hot, sizzling and flippity-flappity worthy etc etc.
✰He was playing basketball but his mom called him in and asked him to take out the trash. He went out to throw the garbage. But once he opened the garbage can, he found a girl.
✰Love at first sight.
✰He took her home and tried waking her up.
✰When she opened her eyes she got scared at his fugly face since he had lowered himself a bit too much on her which itself is not creepy since the guy is a hottie.
✰So, she got scared and banged his head against a wall. UwU first fight. OwO
✰ She settled in the house with him and he started taking care of her.
✰ They both started to love each other and one day the girl ended up slipping on a banana peel which resulted in a accidental kiss between the duo.
✰Then add flippity flappity in the next 3 chapters.
✰Then he took her to walmart and left her there accidentally.
✰She gave birth to triplets.
✰He returned. They both again did flippity flappity.
✰Ended up marrying each other.
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OwO
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