Look who's back!
Your very own judgemental ass Asian sistah!
Anyways....
It's been a while since I've posted anything.
So, I'm sorry.
Life's been depressy and messy.
And I feel like writing a chapter simply to distract myself. Please bear with me even if you don't find this as funny as the earlier chappies.
I need a distraction from all these thoughts.
So!
∆ I saw blue pineapple yesterday, her skin was glowing like a retarded alien and her eyes were more colorful than the LGBT flag itself! Her lips seem to be as plump as a couch and her nose is straighter than a noodle before it gets wet! Her hair is beige blonde and stained with streak of poopy brown. (Wtf ?)
Hun, writing that you caught a split second glimpse of the stranger and then later describing stuff that goes down to the color of the stranger's underwear makes me wonder whether you are stalking them or wot?
∆ He drove his black Tesla to my house! What a cheapskate!
You make me feel poor about my Honda.
∆ I was waddling like a penguin and then I crashed into a wall and died because it was the hot guy who never noticed me but then by the end of this chapter I'd have his number, money and first born child!
Really?
∆ OMG! The school slush who tried to steal my horny hunky unfaithful boyfriend is wearing clothes that are even smaller than my underwear!
And I'm wearing a lingerie right now!
Five minutes Craft clothe hacks: Am I joke to you?
I thought we had rules against nudists around school premises.
O.O
Love,
Lizzy!
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