Cliché, Cliché Everywhere

Shrek X trump

I spent 15 minutes of my life to write this.
And... That's all I'm gonna say...

This is gonna be alright. Trump thought worriedly,trying to calm himself. But despite his efforts, his glistening orange forehead shone with beads of perspiration and his fat chicken legs felt as if a pig was gnawing on them, asking for money. Oh wait, it's rude to call your children pigs.

Must be insulting to every pig in existence.

There was no denying that he was definitely the most dreaded bad boy in the school. His one raised eyebrow and the words "you're fired" had it's own effect on the people that nobody ever tried to mess with him. The whole world was in his chubby, greasy, fake tanned, baby hands until it all came tumbling down.

He still had his fish eyes and the hair he stole from a corn cob..... But he no longer had his cholesterol affected heart.... For it was stolen!
He tried to be more racist, sexist, discriminatory and shoved few asian kids inside the locker to scare away the green thief who stole his orange heart.... But to no avail!

He tried to build a wall but Shrek became his despacito.

His nights were sleepless and all he could think of was Shrek of all people. The badder boy, with voice as deep  as layers of fat underneath his belly. The onion infused smell of raw garlic and onions changed Trump's opinion about the green beast, as he submitted his own self to him.
His train of thoughts crashed as hard as America's economy once he yet again heard the deep voice.

"Ey... Get outta ma swamp you boiled egg!" Shrek flashed his usual bad boy smirk and Trump felt his heart flutter. Threatening to explode like your mom after she realize that you've not yet cleaned your damn room.

A deep crimson hue invaded Donald's cheeks as his lips quivered to speak. He was lost for words as he gazed at the marvellous green hunk.

With belly as large as his and more wrinkles than author-San's shirt, Shrek also had another thing common with Trump.
They both were territorial,and so very possessive about each other. Prom was coming and Trump was skeptical about Shrek choosing him. Last time Shrek went with an onion and donkey while Trump went with Melania and ended up having a child with her whose name I've forgot. Since then.... Girls failed to entice him.... And Shrek was absolutely divine!

"Mine!" Shrek hissed like an angry pregnant woman as he looked at Trump's direction.
Trump's heart fluttered as he skipped towards him and clashed his thin, hard as USA tax policy lips against Shrek, basking in the hot onion breath. While doing so he didn't realise that Shrek was referring to an onion that was placed behind Trump. Betrayal shone in the onion's eyes.

But Shrek, being the bad boy smirked, returning the sweaty kiss as he internally planned to never show up to prom and leave Trump alone on that special day... Since duhhh, he's the bad boy.

While Trump thought about opening a bunny corporation with Shrek (not talking about the animal bunny *wink* *wink*) while also moving in with him in his swamp then later Killing Shrek in his sleep so that he can get more land for building Trump tower.

After an entire eternity, their kiss finally ended. Whoever saw them making out in the hallway got affected by eye cancer and other deadly diseases.

Trump moved away from there, a girly expression dancing on his face as he pranced towards a classroom, ready to destroy few lives.

While Shrek cocked his head and put on his leather jacket as he chewed on the raw onion.

Will there be love?

I need holy water.

This chappie is for entertainment purpose only and I don't mean to offend Shrek and his followers. Oh and Trump too.

Trump just kissed you! Vote to undo.

XD

Love,
Lizzzxxxxzzzyyyyah!