My lovely Wattpad rant book, focusing on multiple Cliché and over used tropes with enough salt, pepper and olive oil to appease Gordon Ramsay.
Ever reach a point in life when every werewolf/Vampire fic you read seems like the one you read earlier b...
I looked at ana and 2 my amzmnt she wore a fab dress wid 6 ench stiletoes! !!!!111!1!! Whoa!!! I meself wear 4lowery sh3rt!! We are ouet to dizzle the crewd!!!11!!
English has left the chat
And there are stories that are written like this:
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if anyone of you can comprehend this then please lemme know.
2. Hey guys! this book was the first i wrote when i was -3 years old. there are mistakes, errors and potatoes that i don't plan to correct.. Henceforth, dont correct me and just enjoy this tale just the way it is.
The story be like
Chapter 1:
i'm anna. im pretty. my eyes are blue like a tomato. bye.
Chapter 2:
I went to school.. it was cool. i want a pool. i found a dead fish in the class. could it be a werewolf?
chapter 3:
holy sheeeeetttt! its a werewolfff!!!! my love interest!!! UwU
Title: Deep affections (A werewolf story)
Blurb: I'm not good at descriptions... so...just read this book since already 12.5 million something peeps have read it? Btw it includes Hairy styles and Edblood. UwU
Reads: 130M Votes: 145M Chapters: 12
Somebody give me patience and a bucket which i can fill with tears.
3. 100+ Notifications
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plot twist: 95 of them are announcements.
4. Thank you guys for reading this book! i know that you guys love this book but since ive lost motivation to write anything else imma stop now and leave ya'll hanging for the rest of your miserable lives. BYEEE
And then the author just disappears into Narnia.
5. Damn you unfollowers.
Like seriously, it's so annoying when somebody follows you ➡ You follow 'em back ➡ They unfollow you.
they: 1 follower
You: 0 follower
Seriously? I don't understand this stupid art of getting followers like that.
And they don't understand the stupid existence of lizzy sidd who literally tracks them down and unfollows them.
BTW wattpad should notify the users about peeps who unfollow 'em.
