The current pandemic has called for the closure of all schools. Therefore, I had to join a ZOOM cloud meeting to interview this teacher. If you have not read any story until now with a teacher eyeing their students like how a janitor look at trash, then believe me when I say that you deserve a few medals and a standing ovation for preserving the virginity of your eyes.
With this said, let's start.
Me: Good morning! Since none of you guys host classes in the evening or night and feel obligated to wake us all up early in the morning.
Teacher: Well, where's the fun in that?
Me: Okay, considering that many wattpad books follow the arc of a teacher and a student falling in love because of grades and your love for taking advantage of minors, can you tell us how to get the girl?
Teacher: TBH become a teacher and you'll get many. If not, then just host a zoom meeting.
Me: Wow... But seriously, how do you get the girl?
Teacher: Well, those girls always approach me when they need help with their grades and studies-
Me: And you see this as an opportunity to screw them?
Teacher: Umm... again, it's a game of perspectives like... ummm, they are getting screwed either way, right?
Me: You are so smug and gross. But carry on.
Teacher: Well, many people find such forbidden relationships hot, stories including this are well received. Moreover, most people are perfectly comfortable with this.
Me: Agreed. But don't you think it's kinda pedophilic?
Teacher: What's that suppose to mean? I'm friggin' 19 years old!
Me: How are you eligible to be a teacher? Considering that the MC is 18? Who are you? Socrates or Einstein?
Teacher: I am a wattpad teacher.
Me: Fair enough. But seriously, let's talk about legal stuff here since the MC is often 16 while in some cases you are 24. What about her parents, the police and the law?
Teacher: Her parents are off to a trip to mars and no one knows when they will return. As for the police, they are busy solving some case in books under the #mystery , #crime and #thriller tag. As for the law, age is just a number.
Me: And the prison cell is just a room. Thank you so much for your time on this interview! I hope it must've been an interesting experience for my audience too. Now begone you pedo before I call Chris Hansen on you.
Teacher: *has left the chat room*
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