My lovely Wattpad rant book, focusing on multiple Cliché and over used tropes with enough salt, pepper and olive oil to appease Gordon Ramsay.
Ever reach a point in life when every werewolf/Vampire fic you read seems like the one you read earlier b...
the physical structure, including the bones, flesh, and organs, of a person or an animal."it's important to keep your body in good condition"
"it's important to keep your body in good condition"
"it's important to keep your body in good condition"
"it's important to keep your body in good condition"
...
Body who?
O_O
Okay, as we all know our bodies have its limitations and strengths and if you don't plan to take care of it you'll prolly die before the world war 3.
Though, if you plan to take care of it by eating properly, doing exercises or hitting up with healthy habits.....
..
You'll still die since you can't run away from death.
Also, you can take care of your body as much as you want but at the end of the day, you are just flesh and bones and cannot become equivalent to your indestructible urge to procrastinate.
Since a body itself has limitations and restrictions in terms of a lot of things i get pretty confused when i read something like:
I did the flippity flappity 2 milliseconds ago and WOOPS! i think i'm preggoss!! *searches on google about the symptoms of pregnancy* OMG! i am preggoss! *Goes to the doctor* Doctor: OMG! you are preggoss!!
Okay, that was an exaggeration but there are stories out there where the girl after 2 days (or 1 day later) discovers that she is pregnant. I mean.... i get it that sperm cells compete to reach the egg.
But this fast?
Nah fam. Either you were already preggos or perhaps you just ate too many chicken nuggets.
Cuz i too feel preggos after eating 3 slices of pizza. :<
I got hit by a hobo truck and 3 seconds later the mean bully nuked me. Eh, i stood up after few seconds and fought back with my "Im NoT lIkE ThE OtHeR giRlS" power. *2 DAYS LATER* I broke my nail! AHAJSHHDASIHDSUOGFCUSGFC! somebody call the ambulance!!! *Gets hospitalized for few decades.*
yeah...right...
I find it annoying whenever the author under estimates a major injury while exaggerating the hell out of a minor injury.
As if it really moves your plot, fam.
Yes... I'm looking at you, author-san.
Why?
Why does your MC after being hit by a truck stands up and starts dancing like Shakira? Did her legs got replaced during the accident?
And honestly... this case of leggos is more confusing than being preggoss.
Boners... and that's all i'm gonna say.
Blue pineapple coughed: Xavier got a boner
Blue pineapple tripped: Xavier got a boner
Blue pineapple moaned: Xavier got a boner
Blue pineapple got chased by an angry goose: Xavier got a boner
Blue pineapple turned into Trump and started drinking oil from Saudi Arabia: Xavier needs new pants. #ripped #JusticeForPants #MeTooForPants
You must have some serious medical issues in your prostate if this keeps happening, bro. Consult a good doctor. Please.
And like always.... your body doesn't work like that. And honestly, these many boners make you look like a creepy potato. Like how many girls would be interested in a guy with a deformed baby carrot permanently sticking out of his pants?
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I agree with the cat. :<
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OMG!!! WE ARE SO CLOSE TO 10k!
agghhh!! its currently 9.9k!!
Thank you so muchhhh!!! Btw, a serious question here:
We are approaching the 100th chappie real fast! Currently only 79 chappies are published, yet i wanna ask that what do you guys want (or do you guys expect) for the 100th chappie? i mean... any idea about...some special update? or the same old regular uploads?
Please tell me or else i'll hunt you down and make you walk on legos. (jk, i luv u)
