My lovely Wattpad rant book, focusing on multiple Cliché and over used tropes with enough salt, pepper and olive oil to appease Gordon Ramsay.
Ever reach a point in life when every werewolf/Vampire fic you read seems like the one you read earlier b...
Credit goes to Reddit for the sources. Some pictures are from books I have at home myself while some are from Reddit. I'll do a part 2 immediately after this chapter to point out how female writers write male characters.
This chapter only wishes to humor, educate and spread awareness about sexist stereotypes and things that should not be included into books. If WP or any of my reader believes or perceives it as being offensive, lemme know ASAP and i'll take my content down. I am not shaming any writer, rather i am pointing out unwitty errors that survived the editor's marker.
It's worth noting that i am not saying that any gender sucks, i'm just saying, their way of writing the opposite one can often be unwitty and stereotypical.
Enjoy.
1. Talking about his dead twelve-year-old sisters breasts... (from Killing Commendatore by Haruki Murakami)
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We all know the literary world's obsession with boobs. But that's pedophilic and incestuous considering the author's age and the character's relationship with the female in focus.
2. looky, looky, looky, here comes stephen king-y.
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3. Plot against America by Philip Roth. The moment when you realize that it's a nine year old describing his aunt.
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Okay people, we are gonna take a 5 minute break to help you digest all of this information. Take this moment to appreciate your writing and stop blaming yourself for loving certain genres. 'Cuz (as rude as it may seem) as long as such things are in main-stream books, you should not be guilty about your writing. Here's a meme for you all:
