Cliché, Cliché Everywhere

Religions

There are times when I feel like that I'm on drugs while writing this book.

But even then, I'm not writing stuff like:

I'm a Christian and I'm off to a mosque to worship an idol.

I feel salty...

There are just too many things wrong with this
sentence.

First!
1.The followers of Islam > Muslims> mosque/masjid

2.The followers of Christianity/Catholicism> Christian/Catholic> church

3.The followers of Hinduism/Buddhism> Hindu/Buddhist> temple

4. Atheist> why Google was invented? Fudging go and check it out.

These are the major religions hence mentioned. Now back to the rant!

Hypocrisy

✓I'm a strict Christian and won't tolerate homosexuality, since, it's sinful! But today is my first date with the girl of my dreams and I plan to bang!

Okay.. what happened to "no adultery?"

Gold star for being a hypocrite.

Can't believe you're the sperm cell that won.

✓Hey!!! I'm a Buddhist guy and I love going to church every Sunday!

Please do your homework and refer to the statements above.
Currently I'm on a whole new level of "pissed".

✓I'm a Muslim girl and will blindly marry any guy my parents will choose for me. I can't go outside for anything and I'm not allowed to work.

Da faq?
Do you realise how radical you're being by writing this? Please research over Islam before writing such shit or else I'd come and swat you with a newspaper.

Now being your very own judgemental ass Asian Sistah who is secretly eating everything that is in your fridge, I gotta say that not everything you see on the TV is true. That goes for every religion!

But it's also not an excuse to switch to anime and hentai.

Yeah you! I went through your Google search history!

And I'm disappointed!

Buttttt!!!

Then there are stories where there is no mention of any religion such as mine.

(Insert angry mob and pitch forks)

∆
Lizzy!!!!