My lovely Wattpad rant book, focusing on multiple Cliché and over used tropes with enough salt, pepper and olive oil to appease Gordon Ramsay.
Ever reach a point in life when every werewolf/Vampire fic you read seems like the one you read earlier b...
Random person on Wattpad: hey! Wanna do read for read? Me(totally not a desperate person): Yes! Where were you all this time? Senpai! I mi- Random stranger: Ooh! You have a cliche book too where you point out cliches! Me(nervous sweating): Yes.... Random person (eyes narrowed): wait a minute! Do you do "read for read" just so you can get more reads on your other book while being able to find content for your cliche book? Me: O.O
Um no... I don't pinpoint any single person or book. Cuz it's rude.
I do it collectively... Cause I'm awesome.
So! Whenever I read some book I scroll down to the comment section cuz I'm awesome like the person reading this andddddd then fam..... I get salty when I see this shiz...
1. Cast problems
"OMG Karen how could you use this picture of Shrek in the cast! He doesn't look shrexy enough! And that picture you chose for Trump is too unrealistically beautiful! You give me body image issues! 11!!!!11!11"
Is it important that an author should hold a consensus before deciding upon the pictures they want to choose for their own characters? It's really annoying when I scroll down to the comment section and see people who are entitled enough to be salty about the cast. Let.The.Author.Choose.Their.cast!
And it's mostly happening in new books. There are popular books out there with all-star cast and nobody seems to go Gordon Ramsay over that.
2. Self Promotion
Since any popular book's comment section is incomplete without this! Like "OMIGOSH! I WUV YA BOOK! to other peeps reading this book! if you like the name "Rachel" which is the name of the MC of this book then check out my book too! cuzi also have some random chic by the name Rachel in it!"
Slamming my head against the nearest wall.
Repeat after me: 👏 A 👏 book's 👏 comment 👏section👏is👏not👏a👏place👏for👏you👏to👏self👏promote👏!
Do it with claps now!
That's an order!
An author didn't write a book just so you can spam the comment section with links to your own book!
3. You MIsSeD AcOmmA! OMIGOSH! i'M GONNA RUIN YOUR LIFE!
The person writing this book is a human, not a deranged alien like me. (seriously, i need a life)
I don't understand hate rants. Especially on new books where the author is trying their best to make a cut for themselves. Why you gotta rant and write long ass comments related to how your grandma fell sick, your chicken died and how you stub your toe just because the author missed a comma?
Really people? Why?
You can say the same thing nicely too (just like me :)
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