Cliché, Cliché Everywhere

One line horror stories/Comebacks/AuthorsNote

I want to update this book... but i'm outta ideas.

Suffer

One line horror stories

1. Don't be scared of the monsters, just look for them. Look to your left, to your right, under your bed, behind your dresser, in your closet but never look up, she hates being seen.

2. I woke up to hear knocking on glass. At first, I though it was the window until I heard it come from the mirror again.

3. There was a picture in my phone of me sleeping. I live alone.

4. They delivered the mannequins in bubble wrap. From the main room I begin to hear popping.

5. My wife woke me up last night to tell me there was an intruder in our house. She was murdered by an intruder 2 years ago.

6. I always thought my cat had a staring problem, she always seemed fixated on my face. Until one day, when I realized that she was always looking just behind me.

7. I don't know where the hell my husband is. I can't remember where I buried him.

8. I went camping with my three best friends. But by the time we left, we were nothing but a murderer, a witness, and a dead body.

9. I tried to check my makeup in the mirror. But my reflection was missing.

10. Day 312. Internet still not working.

ComeBacks

1.  Remember when I asked for your opinion? Me neither.

2.  Sometimes it's better to keep your mouth shut and give the impression that you're stupid than open it and remove all doubt.

3. I'm trying my absolute hardest to see things from your perspective, but I just can't get my head that far up my ass.

4.  I'm not a proctologist, but I know an asshole when I see one.

5. Everyone's entitled to act stupid once in awhile, but you really abuse the privilege.

6. Were you born on the highway? That is where most accidents happen.

7. If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on the planet.

8. Whenever we hang out, I remember that God really does have a sense of humor.

9. I'd tell you how I really feel, but I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to express myself in this case.

10. I'd slap you... but that'd be animal abuse.

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Heyo peeps! Actually it is suppose to be some authors note type of chappie but i decide not to ramble aimlessly. Henceforth like always (whenever i run outta cliches) i post pick up lines etc as a filler chapter. )

To begin with, i want to thank all of you who are reading this  (actively or silently) and supporting this book with your votes and comments. Honestly, if this book has reached 9.6K (as of today) i am eternally grateful to all of you. Lets take it to 10K! 

Secondly, i've been getting few questions in my dm's lately and i feel like addressing 'em just in case few other peeps share the same queries or sentiments about my content.

1. Your book basically complains about everything. It often seems like that you want to eradicate everything just because it seems like a "Cliche" it includes genres like highschool, werewolf etc too.

The purpose of this book  is criticism itself. But for the most part i try to keep it humorous and relatable. :) There are times when i have mentioned this  "Cliches are not bad, the way people keep repeating 'em eventually makes their content unoriginal and bad." Besides, cliche themselves mean "over used". By no way do i mean that we should totally cleanse cliches from wattpad! What i'm saying is this that we should use 'em but in a way that one werewolf story doesn't seem like the one you read earlier but with different characters. And when it comes to making a story original a person must look into the style, narrative and the overall aesthetic in which they are delivering the tale. :) 

There is nothing wrong with cliches. Use them; but efficiently. Or else it'll all be same and unoriginal.

2. Your own book is unedited. Isn't it hypocritical to point out other books with the same edits?

I agree with this and i do plan to edit this book soon once i get time. See, i am a student myself and i never thought that anyone would actually read my rambling. So it was a surprise for me when the numbers rose. I know it doesn't defend the bad editing of this book. But at least i plan to edit this book any time soon.

3. You don't reply to comments  and i feel your are kinda self centered. Though, you used to reply to 'em while the book was under 1K.

I started out in July during my summer vacay when i'd literally spend my whole day on the internet and right now as i write this, my life has been quite busy because of school and all. I still reply but i can't send a heart on every "LMAO", right? XD i'm not ignoring or being arrogant and sincere apologies if it appears that way.

I appreciate every second you guys spend supporting this book and i only wish to improve and be consistent with my updates. :)

Lots of love,

Lizzy