Cliché, Cliché Everywhere

Description

I actually thought that I should save this chappie for my "10 chapter" mega update for my birthday (which is on 19 August (you better wish me or else I'll come and read your story without voting or commenting)) but then....

*Some* of you guys are just like that  bad boy who leaves his girlfriend of 100000 years after the new nerdy girl comes to school. So I have to keep this book updated or else you'd think that I'm dead.... Which I'm not.... Internally yeah... But not physically!

BTW THANKS A BUNCHIES! WE JUST REACHED 600 READS!!! how cool is that?

I love ya, cuz you keep up with my updates etc... Sooooo..let's get started with this chappie! Enough talking!

Ah! Description! Don't we all just love it?

But don't we all fudging hate it when we see something like:

1. Too much description that it's just irrelevant:

I, blue pineapple, am only 8'9 feet tall and much shorter than girls at my school. I have brown hair but after carefully examining them under a microscope I learnt that I'm having some white strands too! Ah, I plan to dye them an aqua marine color with black streaking. I decided as I munch down the red, juicy, salsa dipped, deep fried apple. I chopped down on it like a hungry pig that bites a farmers leg as I roll it inside my mouth with my tongue, tormenting it for ever existing while thinking about what to wear.
The chunk of apple spiralled down my throat and landed in the darkest pit of my stomach where my stomach acids awaited to destroy it just like how the best friend destroys the good girls reputation and forces her to run away with the circus instead of completing her assignments. The chunk is now doing backflips in my stomach as my stomach acids are burning the bitch to ashes.

After boiling inside my acidic juices and being done with distributing it's wealth to it's family, the apple chunk or weird paste type thingy tingles down my other parts of the body that are way prettier than the so-called "ugly" mc who is being played by Shakira.

It finally teaches my large and small intestines where it's ruined beyond repair and it's the point where no one can even tell that it's an apple chunk.
It travels further down and meet the heap of other food stuff that is lying in the pit of my large intestines.

I can feel my rectum ache as I rush toward the bathroom (anddd now the author will tell you how she pooped. And I hope you guys know how to do that, cuz if you don't then I strongly feel like meeting your parents.)

Welp, I'm a stain on every single computer science student in history. Being a part of pre-engineering group and talking about how the body works!

Cuz HecK YoEah! I did pass grade 8!!! And then promised myself not to return back to the dark realms of biology.

No offence if you like it.

2. Too little description

I look pretty. I ate an apple. I pooped.

See, we need balance.... It's enough to give you a migraine.

3. Is this even description?

I looked at the water, it had a watery texture, watery smell and watery feel. I blinked and touched the water that felt exactly like water. I can't believe that it's just like water. Water water water. Waddle waddle waddle.

....

Please stop if you're doing this.

Just writing this makes me want to go and take a bath with holy water blessed by Wattpad saints.

But anyways...
Like always, take care and vote plus suggest new chappies...
In return I'll dedicate a chapter to you along with writing over the topic you've suggested.

Lots of love,
Lizxxxxyyy!!!