Cliché, Cliché Everywhere

"I LOvE YoU FoR rUnNinG mE OVer wItH YOuR CaR" Cliche

Ugh! My titles are getting really long nowadays. I will surely fix this soon. (I'm lying)

Anyway, we all know about the whole: "I LOvE yOu FoR ruNNinG mE OvER WiTH YouR CaR" Cliche. However, if you happen to live under a rock like me and just recently discovered this cliche while reading, allow me to introduce it to you.

*Deep breath*

Basically you can bake cookies out of anyone, bully them or even run them over with your Lamborghini (Not in the real world, sadly.) since after all, this is Wattpad, where we abundantly have 'forgiving' MCs who won't report you to the cops as long as you are as hot as a retired Hollywood celebrity's pug.

Get the picture?

Now lets approach the variants of this cliche.

1. The killer murdered my entire Family and pet goldfish yet I love him! UwU time to breed like bunnies. UwU intensifies.

That is wrong on so many levels. I mean, if a person even dared to look at my poofy cats with ill intents, I won't shy away from distancing them from myself for the rest of my life.

And you are telling me that you married the murderer who killed your entire family? Damn! even Stockholm syndrome takes a few weeks to work. Yet, you are forgiving him in the third chapter, marrying him in the second paragraph and then doing the flippity flappity in the 3rd line.

Can anyone understand my pain?

2. Babe, I treated you like shit but i hope my shirtless 3600000 pack body will compensate for everything. Please come back so I can feed you to my pet piranhas. 'Cuz Is it toooo lateeeee noww to sayyyy sorryyyy~ Cuz all that i missss is your bodyyyyy.

Sorry, had to butcher the song a bit. Since after all, the MC (regardless of their gender) basically serves the role of being a booty call. But seriously, what's up with this abundance of toxic relationships and people drooling over how Xavier fed Blue pineapple to his pet shark? I know that everyone has their own set of [Censor] and [Censor] but writing about it on a site where most of your readers are teens who don't know any better is not a good idea. Plus, they might even end up assuming that a guy treating them like shit in a relationship is okay.

Oh wait... cuz i guess the same teen audience is writing such things. No wonder it is well received. Now excuse me while I go and practice writing ShrekXTrump smut. (Not really O_O)

3. I know that I slept around while being married to you but I hope me being a billionaire and the Walmart version of Zac Efron will bring you back to my lap by the 4th chapter.

What is seriously up with these billionaires and their underground [Censor] Dungeons for poor girls and female employees? Someone seriously needs to call Chris Hansen on these rich guys. Also, what's up with this whole cheating trope?

I have realized one thing that as long as the MC is the one luring the guy in, she is coolio. But if the MC is the victim of cheating, the girl who lured her unfaithful husband into infidelity is the Mcbitchiest of all bitches.

That's all for today.

Thanks for coming to my TedTalk.

Love,

Lizzy