Cliché, Cliché Everywhere

Teacher X student

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But now...

Uhm...

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7 billion people on this planet...

And you decided to hook up with your history teacher?

Who even came up with this idea?

I'd personally go and swat them with a newspaper.

So anyways...

Blue pineapple (the beloved MC) is so done with guys her age that she seeks lust (not even love since somehow she only cares about how hot the teacher is.) in her teacher's arms...

Really Wattpad....

Really?

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I mean I just can't....

Okay listen here ace, there are a lot of things wrong with this.

Either you don't understand "romance" or the term "teacher" both shouldn't be present in the same sentence.

1. A teacher's job is to ruin your Life by giving you tonnes of homework, back biting about your sleeping habits within the classroom to your parents and giving you  F on the exam you didn't prepared one bit for.
They're there to torment you and make lemonade outta your tears.

2. In such stories, the teacher is always a young person with an age range of 16 or maximum 35, any older and it'd be "pedophilia".... While on the other hand, the student's age doesn't matter ... Since ....

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Umm...

They're living in a free country?

My donkey!

3. Any professional teacher won't be eyeing you up as if you're a bag of trash, ready to be thrown. But we all know about professionalism here at Wattpad.

4. Somehow the teacher is doing everything but teaching.

5. The teacher is a bad boy in disguise.

Okay kids! We're having bad boy billionaires, bad boy bad boys, bad boy Shrek, bad boy pet cactus and now this.

6. The teacher can only teach arts or history... Anything else would mean that he is some old fart and not a young hottie.

7. Always smirking... Man, you continue doing that, I swear your muscles will freeze and you'd be stuck with the same expression for the rest of your life.
Just imagine smirking at a funeral of someone who was brutally murdered by Wattpad cliches.

8. WTH is with every teacher being hot as hell? You can either be a teacher or a model. Choose wisely.

9. It's always for the student to improve their grades.

Realistically speaking, this is hella creepy and disgusting. If anything like this is happening to you in real life, please understand it's not cute.
You can get in trouble with the law and so many things can go wrong.
I strongly recommend that if you feel something off about any teacher, approach an adult or some authoritive figure immediately.

Love,
Lizzy!!!