Cliché, Cliché Everywhere

It's a smaaalll worlddd!!!!

And Wattpad authors take this title a bit too seriously.

Wattpad: no, you just have a terrible taste when it comes to finding the right book. Idiot.

-_-

Like duh! It's a small world and only america exists! No wonder whenever in marvel/DC movies when the whole earth is under threat, the dopey superhero only saves America and WHOOSH!

WOOOHHOO!!!! SUPAH GLAM JUST SAVE THE WHOLE FUDGING WORLD!!!!!

Wattpad: Doesn't the whole world population reside in America?

Really?

Okay!!! Okay!! Okay!!

But what about:

1. Asians

Wattpad: We no speak Ching Chong. Ping Pong Be Gone.

O.O
Dafaq...
I just said the name of the forbidden!
Do they exist? Or am I referring to aliens from area 51?
Does it mean I'm also a flipping alien??? And the only flipping representation Asians have on Wattpad is:
1. Sushi
2. Soya sauce
3. More sushi...

You forgot poison. The type I cleanse my eyes with before reading such jizz. What about kimchi from Korea? Biryani from Pakistan? Sajji from Afghanistan? Blue eggs from China? Pav bhaji from India? (long live google.) (Comment more.)

2. Muslims

Wattpad: *insert surprised Pikachu*

Since they all be living in Saudi and the rest of the world doesn't have 'em.
Listen ace, 2-3 billion of the world population is Muslim and you're telling me that the only type of stories under the tag #muslim are:
1. Married to a cruel xyz person.
2. Halal love

Sips tea
Ya habibi! You be making me do cruel things to my head! I cannot bang my head against a wall more than once, it makes my doctor's salty! And wassup with all these forced marriages on Wattpad? No habibi no. XD

3. LGBTQ

"Y'all cancelled me and thought that I'd be gone? Am I a fookin thot to be gone? No bish! I'm jAmES ChArLeS!"
His unicorn puke makeup form cracks and fell on the ground as james turned into a gay flying cockroach and flew away to shrek's shrexy swamp.

Okay, I am being stupid(like always) here. But,  does LGBT only means gays and lesbos or bisexuals? What about *gasp* asexual?

Why don't i see any book  with asexual characters? I mean, some character who is goal oriented, target oriented not the cliche bad-boy banana-oriented. 

I found this in my feed today, somebody write this stuff up.. i'll fan you for the rest of my life. 

Okay i cannot find it.. but it was simply about this guy who actually summoned a demon ( a female one) to help him out with his homework. That female demon though, wants to seduce, hypnotize and later cook that guy up to eat (which is one reason why she willingly allowed herself to be summoned) so she is always trying to flirt with him.

Guy: Do you know french?

The crazy demon lady: Oooh~ The language of love. Ofc, How about we try Frenc-

Guy: Great! i just want you to pop quiz me for my next french test. 

I swear to god that one of these days i'm gonna end up writing something like this.

Also, i found this prompt in my feed. Somebody.... write on this!