Cliché, Cliché Everywhere

Highschool (part 2)

At the start of the semester:

Highschool: I love you Lizzy....

Three weeks later

Highschool: ..... but like a friend! UwU

Insert top ten anime betrayals.

So! I think that the only sin of my existence is this that I'm an Asian. Which is one reason that if I'm not studying well I'm bringing shame to my family's imaginary cow and the red Chinese dragon despite the fact that I'm neither Indian nor Chinese!

And the highschool systems on Wattpad make me salty.

1. Homework and assignments.
"My teacher gave me two essays to write and one diagram to draw! So much homework, considering that I have to write 2 pages per essay! Nowwtt faeeiirrr!!! Wayyyhhhh!!!"

Can we exchange teachers?

Currently I have 4 tests to prepare (55 chapters total  , I have completed only 35 so far.) Write and print one C language program and prepare for my actual IGCSE exam that are in may! Wtf and where TF is the bird by the name peace?

The MC is truly an ungrateful piggy.

Oink oink

2. Impregnated by an onion

Personally I'm not too hot over the topic of teen pregnancy. It's no justice to the child itself that it's parents are young and most of the time lack the maturity which is required for a child's upbringing.

And girl! If you're busy partying, drinking and doing the flippity flappity then how are you getting better grades than me?

And please... Impregnation by an onion is not healthy.

3. Teachers

There's only 2 types of teachers in the world.
The one who are pedophile.
And the one who live in Bermuda triangle.

Choose wisely.

4. Uniform

Why do you even bother wearing a skirt when it is as short as my attention span during chemistry classes?

5. I came in with my teslaaaaaa!!!!
Can't I have a better Carr???

No, buy a Honda like the rest of the world.

You make me feel poor.

6. I'm sorry teacher!  A mosquito by the name xavier bit me that's why I was hospitalized! You can even see the swelling on my stomach!

Same person who got hit by a truck that was being driven by freshly wed Shrek and Trump, yet managed to stand up and dance like Shakira in the middle of the highway.

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Take 4 eggs, 200 grams butter and 1 and a half cup sugar. Use a blender or an electric beater to reduce it to an even paste like thing. Take a bowl, mix 2 cups of flour with one teaspoon of baking powder (or baking soda).
Once done, slowly add  table spoon fulls of  flour mixture into the beater (which already has the egg mixture) . Continue doing it slowly. Don't add the whole flour mixture all at once tho.
2 table spoons flour mixture.
Blend, blend, blend
Repeat.
Add a bit of honey or very little milk if the texture hardens to an extent of being a dough.  Now you have a thick batter. Don't make it runny!
Add vanilla essence and preheat oven for 15 minutes at 200°C. Now take the baking pan or mold and spray it with some non-stick spray or simply apply a thin layer of butter and dust it with floor for the same effect.
Pour the batter and leave it to bake for up to 25(min)-40(max) minutes(no more, no less). To check whether it's fully baked or not, poke a skewer into it. If it comes out clean, your cake is done!

No fail cake recipe.
Vanilla sponge cake that is soft from the inside and slightly chewy like cookie dough from the top.

Your welcome.

Love,
Lizzy!