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How to get the girl. feat. Millionaire

Hello there, my lovely audience, It's I, your Annoying Asian host who treats her race as a personality trait shamelessly like Lilly singh  to an extent that its annoying! Here in this chappie we are gonna continue the series and conduct an interview with a millionaire who is younger than your maths teacher and far more attractive than your fav kpop idol.

I present to you all...uhm...

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Millionaire: Thank you!

Me: No prob! Though, why do you have such a long and complicated name?

Millionaire: Umm... i am a millionaire? Duh! we need a complicated name that includes the name of each and every ancestor of our family even before the earth cooled down from the big bang!

Me: uhh...

Millionaire: Also, it's to imply that i'm rich since, my overflowing bank balance, cars and wealth fail to show the obvious! Plus, me having a complicated name balances me with the main female lead! 

Me: how come?

Millionaire: Considering that my female lead always has a pathetically small height aswell as a  name like Rachel, Anna or Tiny. Me having a complicated and rich name gives us both equilibrium!

Me: Wow.. Quite rude of you to call her pathetic. But anyway.... here is the actual question of the day. How to the the girl? Base your answer on your past experiences.

Millionaire: Well..umm.. technically since she is your secretary, employee or employee rights inspector whatever you can just seduce her with your wealth and looks. This may include intimidation, cornering and acting in ways a 16 year old horny teen may when he first see a girl in his life-

Me: wait wait! it feels like as if you plan to continue rambling without a single break! Let me rephrase whatever you plan to convey....uhm.... Harass your employee?

Millionaire: ummm, i don't see it that way...... it's actually the game of perspectives.

Me: But still! Though, How does the girl feel about it?

Millionaire: She likes being spoiled.

Me: So... doesn't it make her a gold digger and you, her sugar daddy?

Millionaire: Again... it's a game of perspective and how you see my romantic setup.

Me: *Face Palm* 

Millionaire: You okay? 

Me: Does it matter? Does my sanity matter anymore?

Millionaire: Did it matter anyway?

Me: Point. Though, how do you get away with your crimes?

Millionaire: Technically, you can get away with a lot of things if you are pretty, rich and own a cute puppy. Secretly being a bad boy and werewolf is also advantageous. Besides, money is just a game of numbers.

Me: 911 is also a number. For creepy potatoes like you.

Millionaire: (Confused look) What type of girl report that-

Me: there are plenty-

Millionaire: -on wattpad?

Me: None. Thank you so much for your time! But before i go here is one last question. How to be rich real fast? Considering that you are only 20 something ,yet ,richer than Steve jobs himself! How is that possible? Did you start working the moment you popped outta the vag?

Millionaire: Here is the secret! While being born ensure that you are popping out in a rich family who wouldn't be blessed with any other child. henceforth your chances of being the sole heir become thick. Secondly, get that middle schooler who wrote the script of Riverdale to write your life story.

Me: And now we know it! 

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