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Truth or Dare

Let's play truth and dare now! We can roll around in our underwe-

Halt! GO AWAY AVRIL!

OwO

Anyway, let's talk about truth or dare.
I know it's not supposed to be some "really" innocent game like swatting shrekXtrump shippers with a newspaper or musical chairs... BUT!

is it important that the only Dare the characters have is:

"OMG Blue pineapple! I dare you to kiss Xavier!"
I squint towards Xavier, he is all brooding like a hen and have his iconic smirk plastered on his lips. One kiss won't mean anything right?
The stupid MC thought.

No hun, but lemme tell you that just one kiss will lead you to:
1. Doing the flippityflappity in the second chapter
2. Bearing his first-born child by the fourth chapter.

Facepalm

Like why?

And in the category of truths we have:

"Do you like Xavier?"

Double facepalm

There are plenty of websites available which have a good selection of truth or dare questions.... Then why are you tormenting us readers with such questions?

Please stop making me feel like as if picking your book was my biggest mistake. Cuz that task is only reserved for this book!

O~O

Btw, enjoy this mini segment of me answering truth questions that I stole from the internet cuzidk how to go about the dares.

Please join in and answer accordingly:

Truth:

1. If you had to delete one app from your phone, which one would it be?

Quora... I need to stop fighting with random people on the internet. It's a headache for both of us and also for the poor souls who are reading the convo. 

Which app would you delete?

2. What is one disturbing fact I should know about you?

Is the fact that I like dried pineapple slices with BBQ sauce disturbing enough?

what about you?

3. What is the biggest lie you have ever told on the internet?

Something stupid I did when I was an idiotic 13-year-old (I'm 16(2019) and more smarterer *note the sarcasm here*) Call it a lie or what, it was the time when G+(Google+) was still thriving. I got into this roleplaying jizz. Those descriptive ones(novella sort-ish) For those of you who don't know what a roleplay is... O-O... It actually consist of a block of text (includes characters, settings location etc... basically a scene) called a starter and underneath the starter people pick characters or insert their own characters and start playing. Rough example of the lamest sort of roleplay:

Starter: It's the full moon night and Y/C (your character) is in the dark woods. Suddenly, they hear a slight rustling sound. They turn and see a large silhouette with a bloodied knife, advancing towards them...

Person1: Shrek narrowed his eyes and said "EY, GET OUTTA MA SWAMP!"

Person2(the person who wrote the starter): "I'm going to kill you ya filthy ogre!"

And this goes on. So cutting the long story short (wheeze) I made an account and got into roleplaying(the hectic ones with 500 words per response) and met a few "thirsty" peeps. There, i not only lied about my age but also about a lot of other things because I wanted to stay both anonymous and "Cool" facepalm. the problem came when one of the guysstarted sending pictures(of his face)... and started being weird during roleplays (doing the weird roleplays.... ya know the flippityflappity)

 By then i realized my mistake, deleted my account and returned to memes.... Seriously, don't do that, i realize I misinformed those guys but as a minor you have no right to get involved in such jizz.

4.What would you do if you were the opposite gender for a year?

See whether or not i have abs, flirt with my best friend, bully her for being flat and then SCREAM with joy cuz NO MORE PERIODS! And then later cry cuz now i have balls and i cannot sit without spreading my legs.

5. What's the first thing you would do if you were invisible?

Look in the mirror to ensure my invisibility. Life gave me trust issues.

6. What animal do you look like when you're eating?

The animal called human.... very dangerous.

7. What is the silliest thing you have an emotional attachment to?

I won't call it silly! i have this stuffed kitten that i got from my uncle when i was born. I still have it in perfect condition.

8.Can you speak a different language?

Yep! 3 different languages! any less and I am bringing shame to my family's imaginary cow!

9. What is the most embarrassing thing your family have caught you doing?

I tried rapping super bass by Nicki Minaj, thinking nobody was home. Technically, my sister was, and she gave me 10 dollars to not to sing again.

10. What is one thing you are always losing?

Brain cells and my socks.