Cliché, Cliché Everywhere

Stupid things characters do-

-and then they are surprised when things go wrong.

I got this idea when I trimmed -chopped will be a better word- my hip long hair till my shoulders. Needless to say, my mother was horrified. But she was cool after 3 days when the hair style finally settled down and seemed pretty good on my face.

But the fact is, I am now the bad child of the week. She doesn't hate me, but i still get a judgmental side eye from her. Ah, classical asian parents OwO. Well, things could have been better if i didn't end up dying the ends of my hair purple. Now i look like a hot mess and am typing this chappie while hiding behind a sofa. Hopefully the temporary color will fade away.

With this amount of stupidity in my veins, it's a crime to call other peeps stupid.

But then, being your very own judgmental-ass-Asian-sistah who is evolving backwards to her emo stage, i must admit 'stupidity' isn't in the list of endangered species. And this long-ass intro shows just how much out of practice i am.

I slept with Xavier and hopefully I won't get preggos. UwU

No shit, sherlock! And the fact that you are a virgin who had a whole night of rough flippity flappity without protection certainly means nothing as long as you can wake up and dance like shakira. What makes me want to slam my head against the nearest wall is how she ignores evident signs. Gurrrl! If you are missing a visit from aunt Flo (periods) and are not taking birth control to annihilate Xavier-junior inside your belly, then you are a dummy. And i feel no sympathy for you if you end up getting preggos or were diagnosed with STDs or corona.

It was an accident

HOW?! I never understood this phrase. How can you accidentally get preggos? How can you accidentally kill some one, extract their kidney and sell them to the kind man in the white van? How can you deal drugs to a 12 year old?

I NEED AN EXPLANATION!

Did I just say that... out loud?

How can you confuse between speaking and thinking? How can you think, 'He is so smexy' and then realise that oof! you said that out loud instead of thinking?? Stephen hawking is shook! How the hell is that even possible???

And even if it is, can't you say something other than being thirsty over the guys abs?

Something related to him putting on a shirt and being a bit more halal for your virgin eyes? Idk man, doesn't feel natural enough. If i were to see a nude guy, i'd wonder why is he allowed on the streets without a mask and disinfectant spray?

I'll do a part 2 after reading more books. Now excuse me while i go to sleep and catch up on some reviews. :)

Love,

Lizzy

P.S: CCE might be coming to YouTube real soon (No promises). With some noice animations and gifs. The pilot project is still under process. Will update soon.