NON-CLICHE CHAPPIE!
Another story!
Main character?
Yours truly!
So when I was 6-5 years old, I used to sleep with my grandmother(may she rest in peace) every single night.
Because:
1. She was an awesome story teller.
2. Her bed= warmest, comfiest.
3. Cuddles.
4. Sugar, spice and most things awesomely noice!
Life was fine!
But....
Enter the bad guy!
One day my dad came and said that I should sleep in my own bed and shouldn't disturb my granny while she is asleep.
Outrageous!
Dad: "C'mon Lizzy, you better go and sleep in your own bed! Don't wanna bug granny right?"
Me: "WHY? If you can sleep with MY mom then I can sleep with YOUR mom too!"
Dad: ....
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Insert face palm...
I was a weird kid.
But I'm not wrong, right? ;-)
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Another scenario under the same topic.
I believe that the above story bEaUtIfUlLy reflects upon the sort of weird conversations i had with my dad when the subject came to sleeping on my own, but hey! I was a kid and didn't knew any better!
Random person: what about now?
Shush it Karen and no Susan! I'm gonna take this book to 200 chapters and also do a face reveal if it gets famous! Btw, should I post the picture of my cats? If this chapter reach 15 votes then I will!
So,
There was this another time when my dad came. Again with the same plea that I should learn to be brave and sleep on my own.
I was 5! geezum grace...
Dad: are you a brave girl?
Me: Duh!
Dad: Then why do you sleep with your mother or grandmother? Sleep on your own.
Me: ....
Dad: what?
Me: You are older than me yet you sleep with my mum.
Dad: |-_-|
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Love,
Lizzy!!!!
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