Not like other girls

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Do YoU eVen reAliZe hOw Unique I aM???

Hummm???

Like, other girls use Facebook while I use a stone which I stole from SpongeBob to interact with others!
Like other girls send facebook requests to guys so that they can talk to 'em while I'm unique! I use the rock! I throw it towards a random guy. Since, I'm unlike other girls, I'm able to hit him exactly on the right place.

When he is laying unconscious and bleeding(like me on my period) on the ground, I scream like a hobo (since I'm not like other girls!) to call an ambulance!
When he gets hospitalized, he cannot move and I can visit him whenever I want to talk to him! See! I don't use Facebook! I use a rock!
Also, if he refuse to talk....

THEN I AGAIN USE A ROCK!

Also, other girls are always trying to copy me! Like I inhale oxygen and exhale carbon dioxide and and and.... AND DEM FAKERS, COPY CATS DO THE SAME TOO!!
Like you can never be original in this world!

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According to a study, a single person may be sharing a similar personality (likes, dislikes, interests, hobbies etc etc) with 7250 other people on this planet. Also, an average person has 7 doppelgangers walking on  this Earth. Though, it's a myth(or not) that if you  meet any one of  them.....

.... one of you may end up dead.

O.O
I'm SHOOK

love,
Lizzzyyy!!!

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