Gay guys?
But isn't the whole point of being gay is that you don't get cooties from girls?
Seriously, where is my manager? first that good guy and now a gay boy? What am i suppose to ask him!
Just then the door opens and James charles enter.
Me: Excuse me? James Charles isn't the only gay guy and calling him here is a weird way to generalize the LGBTQ+ community!
JC: WTF sistowr? why you don't accept the rainBOw? Btw i'm gayer than the pole you dance on.
Me: what? Aren't poles straight?
JC: Exactly! Cuz i got a thing for straight men. UwU
Me: But.... straight men don't go for dongs.... wtf man?
JC: i want it, i get it.
Me: damn.... Anyways, considering you have nothing to do with girls.... can you atleast tell us how to "Not get the girl?" So that my readers avoid those steps?
JC: You tell the girl that you're gay. If she persists then you steal her brother.
Me: Wait.. what? O_O
JC: Also, other ways of not getting a girl includes:
1. Be me. I'm gay. But hella pretty, bishiee.
2. Misinterpret her friendliness as an invitation for flippity flappity. i.e be a creepo.
3. Tell her you banged her sister.
4. Tell her you have a wife and kids.
5. Be a good guy.
Me: i-
fail to express my feelings on this response and i sincerely hope you aren't serious. Also before this interview get anymore insulting to the community itself i feel like you should conclude this session, james.
JC: Getcho sensitive ass outta here. ;) To all the sistowrs reading this be sure to vote and remember that i'll haunt your dreams if you didnt subscribe to my bootiful Youtube channel~ Stay shister pawsitive~
love,
James
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