Yep, these are pickup lines that you can use to harass your crush. Also, i'm too lazy to write a decent chapter since it's too cold and i can't keep my hands out of the blanket for long.
1. Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?
2. Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?
3. Did you just come out of the oven? Because you're hot.
4. I wish I were cross-eyed so I can see you twice.
5. Feel my shirt. Know what it's made of? Boy/Girl-friend material.
6. My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. (wtf?)
7. Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants!
8. Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?
9. Your lips look so lonely...Would they like to meet mine?
10. Is your name Wi-fi? Because I'm really feeling a connection.
11. If you were a triangle you'd be acute one.
12. When a penguin finds a mate they stay with them for the rest of their life. Will you be my penguin?
13. My mom thinks I'm gay, can you help me prove her wrong?
14. Are you a keyboard ? Because you are my type.
15. I'll give you a kiss. If you don't like it, you can return it.
16. Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces.
17. I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
18. Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile!
19. Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future!
20. If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
Seriously, don't go around harassing people.
love,
lizzy!
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