My lovely Wattpad rant book, focusing on multiple Cliché and over used tropes with enough salt, pepper and olive oil to appease Gordon Ramsay.
Ever reach a point in life when every werewolf/Vampire fic you read seems like the one you read earlier b...
As readers, don't we just love being in a character's head?The author-san is often generous enough to let us peek into the dark place known as the MC's mind and boy, do we love knowing how the MC likes herself being [CENSORED]
So let's bring light upon few variants of such "thoughts" that many MCs here on wattpad share every now and then.
1. He is soooo well sculpted that i wanna use his abs as a washboard! Hell! i can even do my laundry on dem abbbsss. UwU
Don't lie that you haven't read this dialogue. Either i need brain cells or ya'll need to read more #Romance books.
I get it that he is a hunk who happens to randomly exist where you live... but seriously? How many of you actually think about doing laundry when you secretly search [Censored] pictures on incognito mode? Yes, i'm referring to you, oh dear 12 year old.
2. My eyes popped out when i saw Xavier's hellokitty purse.
On wattpad guys cant keep their baby carrot in their pants while the girls can't keep their eyes in their sockets. smh.
3. His long eyelashes brushed against his high cheekbones and his lips were as plump as pillows!
oh god please forgive me for this...
no one:
literally no one:
My mind:
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tf is wrong with my imagination? But seriously, your facial structure gotta be something like this to accommodate those assets.
4. My eyes widened with shock as i saw Alpha Wolfo turn into a human from his werewolf form. The tux looks sooo gooddd on himmmm UwU
On the planet known as wattpad, if you turn into a wolf, your clothes don't rip. Rather once you turn back into a hooooman, you get your hot tux back. UwU
Wait...what?
Now whenever i think of problems like "Damn! why doesn't female jeans have actual pockets?"
I think of wattpad where either the fabric is so bad that a badboy's smirk can rip it off or so strong that it respawns back to its original condition once Alpha Wolfo turns into a human.
