Cliché, Cliché Everywhere

How to get the girl? feat. Boy bands

Hello there my lovely readers of all shapes and sizes. If you thought that the series reached its end few weeks ago then oh boy! you misjudged my abilities since there is a lot more to come. And today we have a lovely fellow with us.

allow me to introduce-

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Hairy Styles!!!!

Hairy: He enters the room in the most normal way possible and takes a seat. Thank you!

Me: So Mr. Styles, how to get the girl? Considering you get many, how'cha find yours?

Hairy: Well,  guys like me belong to boybands and  we are filthy rich. Like our pet pigs have their own pet pigs! Anyways, we give weird-ass people loans and when they are unable to pay back we ask for their daughters!

Me: that's medieval....O_O

Hairy: Also adopting girls from orphanages etc is also yet another tactic. My best friend JAMin from BTS who accidentally lost his jams abducts and kidnaps girls too. 

Me: Wow, the girls must hate you after that.

Hairy: Nah, she falls in love with me due to Stockholm syndrome by the 2nd chapter.

Me: At this point i am not even questioning anything. Yet, what does the parents have to say about it? and wait a min! isn't fudging around with young teenage girls pedophilic and creepy? And forcing yourself on someone is sickening!

Hairy: That's the thing! we never force ourselves on anyone! The girl herself comes even after being kidnapped! Also, the parents take the latest space rocket to mars after selling the fruit of their butts to boy bands. SO yeah... :P Plus, contrary to peeps we are based on, we have a thing called FLEXIBLE AGE.

Me: da faq is dat?

Hairy: we can "age shift" which is def better than those old-school werewolves who can only shape shift! like increase or decrease our age as per your interest! Also, do you like the personality factor in a guy? woohooo girl! it's your lucky day, cuz i have many. It'll take me 3 chappies to turn from Christian grey to James charles!

Me: i think it's about time i take a toaster bath..

Hairy: what's that?

Me: A normal bath. But i spice things up by throwing in a toaster.

Hairy: Wait a minute... won't the electric shock kill you?

Me: it will be well worth it. Anyways, why do you guys fail to act like the peeps you are based on?

Hairy: the author-san is trying to make original content, mate. 

Me: By butchering actual personalities?

Hairy: You ask too many questions. I agree with the toaster bath idea.

Me: Thank you, Hairy. Now before i close this chappie i want you to tell the readers something important.

Hairy: Oh yeah! Listen up peeps this book is approaching its 90th chapter fast and currently you are reading its 86th installment! Now, it's your choice whether you want the "Cliche, cliche everywhere" saga to end at its 100th part OR do you want it to continue till it reaches 200 chappies! Be sure to comment! Also, what do you guys want for the 100th chapter? Please tell. Thank you and keep stanning. 

talking about me, not lizzy.

With love,

Hairy